Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: The Miscarriage Begins...

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Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children...

In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she's having a miscarriage.

THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January, as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her "baby." Who had February 15 in their office pool?

Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters, but this is Tila Tequila. Nothing is off limits if it extends your 15 minutes in the spotlight another second or two...

Miscarriage Tweet

** UPDATE: Tila will not be killing herself. The reason?

She has "been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!"

If this were remotely true, we'd make some joke about it being the worst Russian idea since Communism. Instead, we'll ask readers to start a new pool: When will this adoption "fall through" for Tila?

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Free-britney

@question girl - I'm pretty sure she can pull it off herself. It just involves constant lies and a Twitter account. It's not that elaborate. Side note: I had February 14 in THG's office pool. Valentine's Day would have been more tragic/poetic, better to elicit fake sympathy.

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I'm wondering how many people are involved with the whole Tila Tequila schtick. I mean, it can't just be her sitting by herself all the time and spinning these yarns with predictable ease. Yes, she is insane but who is behind the scenes participating in this really scary piece of performance art? It is simply not possible for her to be doing this by herself.

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Give Tila a break she is drowning in troubled waters we should try to help her give her advice.Here are the signs we dont often see until something bad happens.

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Jesus Christ... If the baby actually was real it would be better off. Seriously

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IF SHE WAS IN SOOOO MUCH PAIN WHAT THE F*CK WAS SHE DOING TWITTING?????!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A F*CKING BREAK TILA TEQUILA!!!!!!! AND DO AMERICA A BIG FAVOR: GET F*CKING LOST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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