Tila Tequila Tweets About (Non) Near-Death Experience

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The fake pregnancy chatter is dying down.

The abortion threats didn't net that many headlines.

That stalker story only lasted for a day.

So, what is an attention-starved, talentless celebrity such as Tila Tequila to do next? Pretend like she's on the verge of death, of course.

The former Penthouse pin-up bumped her head yesterday. It was so serious that she had time to Tweet non-stop about what it could actually result in. To wit:

Tila Tequila Twitter

Tila was released from the hospital and returned home last night. She hasn't posted a Twitter message in hours.

Maybe this really is serious! (Editor's note: it's not.)

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WHAT FANS TILA? DO YOU REALLY HAVE ANY??

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CAN SOMEONE JUST CANCEL TWITTER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

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I SWEAR THIS NONSENSE WHORE HAS TO GO AWAY!!!!! THE DEVIL IS
TAKING OVER HER!!!!!!!!!!

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I love that her "agent" is unable to spell 'be' or 'for', and forgot that an apostrophe is necessary when spelling 'she's'. I also found it entertaining that she said she has had a serious accident and is at the hospital, so fans should pray for her and keep her in their thoughts, but the MOST IMPORTANT thing to let fans know is that she won't be on Twitter for a while. If a person was actually involved in a serious accident and is under hospital care, mundane updates on "having sex with her baby daddy" or whatever would be the least important thing to say.
And finally, her "ambulance is on the way to my house" update came before asking, "Should I call the ambulance?" Clearly an answer to "Should I call the ambulance" would be meaningless if you have ALREADY called the ambulance.

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the next twit will be about how this "accident" led to her miscarriage of that imaginary fetus....just as predictable as the bachelor....yawwwwnnn

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The fake message from her agent is the coup de farce.

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She finally admits to it http://www.twitpic.com/12qpdh

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ANd dont forget that fake sonogram. LMAO!

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Shes so worthless. Shes faking EVERYTHING she can. American war hero. Surrogate. Swed with blond hair and green eyes. The game. Avante Rose. Rick Jewels. Ray J. Razb. Her pushed out tummy {fake baby bump} Casey. Engagement. Now death???? OMG SHE IS SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am starting to blv she is not that sick mentally and that its more of a gimmick. I don't think she cares who she hurts or what she does any attention is fun for her. I could and hope I am wrong. If she is mentally ill I hope someone gets her help.

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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