Tiger Woods Plans Return to Golf

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While Las Vegas locks down its waitresses in light of Tiger Woods' release from sex rehab, golf course owners may soon need to do the same.

Sources report that the golfer is moving back to his Windermere, Florida residence next week and has locked in a return date to the sport that made him famous.

At the moment, Woods is planning to play in the Tavistock Cup, an event that pits professionals from the Isleworth Golf & Country Club against those from the Lake Nona Golf & Country Club. It takes place on March 22 and 23.

After that tournament, Woods will prepare for a tradition unlike any other, The Masters. It will be held in April in Georgia.

In posibly related news, Elin Woods has sent a text message to every woman in Georgia: I bought a new set of golf clubs. Consider yourself warned.

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I am now doubting whether Tiger Woods indeed left Mississippi back to Orlando.... There have been so many e-news around of him back to Orlando with kids and that Elin gave Tiger a 6 months probation etc... Yet, there wasn't even one photo of Tiger Woods leaving Mississippi rehab, nor one photo of Tiger Woods in Orlando airport, nor one photo of Tiger Woods in public in Windermere, nor one photo of Tiger celebrating in Charlie's b-day ? If indeed Tiger is really back to Miss to Orlando in time for Charlie's b-day, it is hard to convince people this is indeed so if without not even a photo snapshot ..... All we got is e-news and more e-stories....and more photos of Elin being the taxi-mom etc etc

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Eldrick's behavior has nothing to do with God. Quite the opposite.

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you people ar shameless, let the couple alone my god.

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Tiger is scum.

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I kept reading here-and-there in various e-news that Elin didn't allow Tiger to see his kids ...some even said she forbid Tilda to see the grandchildren in Xmas as well... The wife in divorce controversy often tried to use the kids as weapons against the husband which is very bad for the kids... The children is NOT the wife's weapon to gain grounds for bigger divorce settlement or to make the husband comply to stay in marriage.... Once the husband got sick and tired of this trick by the wife to "blackmail" using the kids, they would just walk away ... If it reached a stage when the husband felt the wife too "heavy maintenance", the husband will also walk away... I am feeling Elin has some symptoms of such behaviour... Watch out, Elin, there is a fine line using this trick of your kids versus backfire !

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Elin Nordegren may still love Tiger Woods but she also knows that Tiger Woods’ issues are very serious and that only time will tell if he is truly committed to change. It is being reported in Europe that Elin has agreed to give Tiger Woods six months to prove himself. Elin is putting the divorce plans on hold for now. Elin knows well that she has a responsibility to herself and her children and that their life is too precious to spend it with someone that may not be worth it. I applaud Elin’s decision and wish her the best. Keep strong Elin, you are a true woman!

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Repent Tiger or ye be doomed to hell with all ye hos no matter how many hos in one ye hit.

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Dont expect tiger to put up with Elin firDont expect tiger to put up with Elin for long. I know first hand Tiger was forced to that sex rehab...and he wacked 5 hotties when he was in there. Me and tiger are working on A new line of golf clubs that double as sex toys, called Big Vagina Woods. They will be a carbon copy of Tigers giant member, but with slightly larger heads. Woods covers will be shaped to match Elins vagina. When the Wood is inserted into the cover, a sound of a woman having orgazim will be heard. Stay tuned.. long. I know first hand Tiger was forced to that sex rehab...and he wacked 5 hotties when he was in there. Me and tiger are working on A new line of golf clubs that double as sex toys, called Big Vagina Woods. They will be a carbon copy of Tigers giant member, but with slightly larger heads. Woods covers will be shaped to match Elins vagina. When the Wood is inserted into the cover, a sound of a woman having orgazim will be heard. Stay tuned...

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Tiger has so many issues involving his ego - the guy will never be cured. How can he show his face on the golf course any time soon? Oh yes, it is because he is just this flawed. One would think he would have enough decency and class after his life of lies was exposed. The man is a complete fraud and bought his wife years ago and has purchased her once again. They deserve one another it appears. He just returned from sex addiction courses and states he wants to play golf. The guy has nerve - I give him that.

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I am a hypocrit. I am thinking so what if he cheated in his marriage. As long as he does not cheat in the golf game.

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