The Bachelor Recap: Women Tell All, Trash Rozlyn

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The traditional pre-season finale "Women Tell All" reunion special of The Bachelor is always mostly filler - and a total misnomer, as they really tell surprisingly little.

Still, there were fireworks as Rozlyn Papa returned to confront Chris Harrison and the stage was set for next week's epic Tenley Molzahn-Vienna Girardi showdown.

As always, THG endured two freaking hours of the colon-tastic The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love: The Women Tell All to recap all the action in our +/- system:

Jake said self-defecating when he meant self-deprecating. Plus 3.

Wes Hayden of last season's Bachelorette is back for some reason. He says he's getting "a thousand more nibbles" on his dating pole these days. Gross. Minus 4.

Crazy ass Michelle tried to explain her crazy ass behavior, but just came across as even more unstable. Her best defense: "Ask my friends. I have a job!" Plus 9.

Chris Harrison didn't let up on Rozlyn Papa, but she held her own.

Rozlyn Papa was confronted by fellow Bachelor hopefuls about her relationship with producer Ryan Callahan, which got them both fired from the show. According to Ella, Rozlyn got on all fours, in wearing booty shorts and said to the women, "If you see [Ryan], send him in ... I need to be put to bed!" Plus 40.

The venerable host and pimp of The Bachelor, Chris Harrison, then took his turn with Rozlyn, accusing her of making stories up like his young son does. Minus 16.

She wouldn't back down though. When he said he was saddened by having to let "his friend" go, Rozlyn countered that Chris is no friend, having hit on Ryan's wife in New Zealand. Chris refused to "dignity that with a response." Awkward! Plus 25.

Jake Pavelka Shirtless

Shirtless Jake Pavelka has a tough decision to make next week.

The girls all praise Ms. Perfect, Tenley Molzahn. Jessie: "She almost fell out of a Disney movie." Gia: "She sh*ts rainbows." Minus 34 for them feeding us this crap just so we're devastated when Tenley loses next week. Brace for the pain.

Despite hating on her all season, the girls go easy on Vienna. Even Ali Fedotowsky apologized. Weak. Minus 46. We want catty comments and chairs thrown.

The next Bachelorette is going to be Ali Fedotowsky. In her interview, she said: "I believe life is measured by the risks we take ... If I could go back and do it differently, I probably would. I'm an advocate of women having careers, but I don't want to look back and say I didn't love enough." Excellent writing, story editors! Plus 30.

TOTAL: -3. SEASON: +9.

Who should Jake Pavelka give his final rose to next week?

 

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Ashley Elmore the bright classy PhD chick tried to stop the trash talking about Rozlyn but the producers cut her off. Rozlyn I’m a fan. Go on the celebrity Apprentice or another venue and make Millions/ Go Girl!! Kudos to Ashley the only girl that tried to “play nice�

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Seriously, you believe Rozlyn is innocent?! Her behavior proved that she was guilty and she spent most of her time have to deflect attention. Her low blow at Chris Harrison was ridiculous. Another bit of proof that she is guilty and should have just fessed up instead of swearing on her son's life. what a loser.

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why are you guys sticking up for rozlyn? its ridiculous and every single person there knows she did it.
shea terrible actress. do you honestly think that those 25 other girls, some of which wre her friends, would lie about something like that? about a woman who has a son??

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Roz was lying - how much more clear could it be? The appropriate steps were taken - simple as that. She also appears more dumb than a rock. If Jake picks Vienna, good luck if he stays with her. How many red flags does one need?

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funny how anyone drinks the Chris Harrison Kool-Aid too

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funny how you idiots still wont call roz for what she is...lol...she was messing withe the producer for more face time, and to assure their nasty time wasn't caught on camera...what a whore...

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vienna is going to lose, he cant possibly pick her

The Bachelor Quotes

There’s still a lot of growing to do in our relationship. We will not tie the knot until I am mentally and physically prepared as well as Matt.

Shayne Lamas

It was a fairytale proposal like I’ve always dreamed about. I forgot that there [were] cameras around. In that moment, it was just Matt and I and it was the most amazing moment of my entire life.

Shayne Lamas [on proposal by Matt Grant]
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