Spencer Pratt Mulls Own Plastic Surgery

In Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt has his very own Reality TV Frankenstein, a wife he may give 25-30 orgasms a day, craft to his liking with countless plastic surgeries, and pimp to celeb gossip tabloids for hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Pretty sweet deal.

It looks like surgery isn't solely a pastime for his plastic princess, however. A friend says Spencer is looking to have some work done on his ugly mug too.

After all, ever since Heidi Montag emerged from 10 operations in one day, she's been getting a lot of media attention, which was probably why she did it.

Really desperate and sad, but if you can get past that, it's also hilarious. Equally funny? That Spencer Pratt is considering following in her fake footsteps.

 PLASTIC PAIR: The gruesome twosome may get gruesomer still.

According to the friend, who spoke about the couple's obsession with plastic surgery, The Hills villain is looking into "lipo, chest implants and a nose job."

Chest implants?

Seems like a lot of time, money, and effort just to maintain C-list celebrity status. We realize that's what Speidi does, and always has done, but still ...

A little over the top, guys. You can probably stick to staged bikini and holiday photos and still earn a nice living. Minus any permanent disfigurement too.