While Tiger Woods tries to piece his life back together, isn't it nice to see his most famous mistress using her promiscuity to land a new job?
Sources confirm that Extra has hired Rachel Uchitel as a special correspondent. Her qualifications as a reporter? She has slept with Woods, Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz.
Said a representative for this shameless entertainment news program:
"A very special episode of 'The Hot List' airs this coming weekend on Extra Weekend, including Rachel Uchitel as "Extra's" 'ultimate insider,' who will report on what's hot in Hollywood on this week's episode."
Insert your preferred, easy punchline now. We'll go with either: Numerous male celebrities would agree, it's ultimately a cinch to get insider her.
You better get checked for STDs, The Hot List, you aren't exactly the first thing Uchitel has been on recently.