Robert Pattinson Hates On Vaginas

February 13th, 2010 2:49 PM by Hilton Hater

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We wrote too soon.

Upon reading the initially-released excerpts of Robert Pattinson's new interview with Details, we remarked that he sounded like an intelligent version of John Mayer: not racist, just clearly a deep thinker about seemingly mundane life issues.

But it sounds like Pattinson actually has a slight case of Mayer-itis, as more quotes from his magazine article have been leaked.

In the feature, the man adored by millions of women makes a startling admission: he hates vaginas! Is he joking around? For Kristen Stewart's sake, we hope so.

When asked about his shoot with numerous nude women (as pictured below,) here's what Rob has to say...

I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

WTF?!? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Or in this case, the... nevermind.

A couple more Robert Pattinson pictures, each of which depicts the actor and a naked woman, are below.

We really do hope Stewart doesn't see these photos. What about you? Do you wish Pattinson had considered his young fan base and avoided such racy poses?

Has your opinion of Rob changed?

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34 Comments

lila
July 20th, 2011 7:34 AM

c'mon girls he's gay or he's an horrible macho man, he can do the laundry, he can't cook, he can't clean, he hates vaginas... for my the answer is that he hates woman, i think that he's attracted to guy or he's bisexual. cause i don't trust that robsten romance stuf, we never seen them kissing each other, it's about 4 year and no paparazzi pic. c'mon girls paparazzi are like rats. no kissing pap pic = no love story end of the book. r-patz is so arrogan, you can see it on he's eyes. i hate him, leo dicaprio was not like that, in he's titanic moment. he never said those kind of stuff who degrade woman condition. f***k u robert... he don't deserve our attention, he will not a super star WITHOUT US, GET THIS ON UR BRAIN JERK!!!!!!! he's not super cute, well yes he is.... but only when he don't smile, he has horrible, horrible teeth. i don't have his money, but my teeth are billlion times better than his, so he don't deserve the tittle of a sex symbol, cause sex symbol are generaly perfect
Spindellini
February 19th, 2010 10:09 AM

Thanks Samantha for the rest of the quote- either way its funny especially when people are giving him the moniker vagina hater and taking one line so seriously. I am sure he has a healthy respect for women given he seems to get on well with his mom and sisters and is gracious when speaking of his female coworkers. We all come from vaginas- can't we get along people- you offend so easily. Plus its nice hearing a guy his age use the proper terminology, considering the alternatives. Not my type of art but interesting none the less. I liked the interview- would love to hang with him for fun conversation- gay straight, pink purple, love him any which way- try nasal spray for sinuses or have adenoids removed. Besides if a girl was in a photo shoot with penises in her face all day it would get irritating after a while- like hey are you planning on doing something with that thing or just staring at me -it's rude -put on some pants. so perhaps it is interesting that in modern times female nudit
terry
February 18th, 2010 10:51 AM

I would appreciate an accurate response to my question, is Details a gay magazine? If it is, then i personal can't help but feel Rob was venting some inner feelings that unfortunately come to the surface unconsciousily when were drinking. Rob tends to keep put himself in homosexual situations, be it-photo's, mag, verbal comments, movies,-perhaps it's a inner fire burning but unable to share.
Marceredluz
February 17th, 2010 7:54 AM

I really dont like these pictures. It is like it is not Robert! why did they need to put Robert together with a lot of naked women? I dont know, it looks extrange and cold.
ziah
February 16th, 2010 4:29 AM

He's just joking. He's a brit, c'mon. Its a toyed word for them - allergies - so as to make a part swell. Vaginas make him 'swell'. Most likely not hating that practically, u know, but hating the reaction of it - d swelling. He's d man!
em
February 15th, 2010 10:03 PM

i hope he isnt gay and that he was being sarcastic :(
Irene
February 15th, 2010 6:52 PM

People took it too seriously, when in actuality it’s a British joke.

A man goes to the doctor.
Says: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I hate vaginas. I think I am allergic to them.
Doctor: Why do you think that sir?
Man: Because every time I am near them, I get terribly swollen and need to rub.
peeetka
February 15th, 2010 4:06 PM

hi i from in slovakia a robert pattison je supeeeer no proste ho milujem
jackie
February 15th, 2010 9:50 AM

Beautiful women beautiful man put the two together & it looks sleazey, sorry but there just horrible shots. Perhaps he's gay after all.
jackie
February 15th, 2010 9:50 AM

Beautiful women beautiful man put the two together & it looks sleazey, sorry but there just horrible shots. Perhaps he's gay after all.