Robert Pattinson Hates On Vaginas
by Hilton Hater at .We wrote too soon.
Upon reading the initially-released excerpts of Robert Pattinson's new interview with Details, we remarked that he sounded like an intelligent version of John Mayer: not racist, just clearly a deep thinker about seemingly mundane life issues.
But it sounds like Pattinson actually has a slight case of Mayer-itis, as more quotes from his magazine article have been leaked.
In the feature, the man adored by millions of women makes a startling admission: he hates vaginas! Is he joking around? For Kristen Stewart's sake, we hope so.
When asked about his shoot with numerous nude women (as pictured below,) here's what Rob has to say...
I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
WTF?!? Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Or in this case, the... nevermind.
A couple more Robert Pattinson pictures, each of which depicts the actor and a naked woman, are below.
We really do hope Stewart doesn't see these photos. What about you? Do you wish Pattinson had considered his young fan base and avoided such racy poses?
Has your opinion of Rob changed?
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Comments (32 Total)
I would appreciate an accurate response to my question, is Details a gay magazine? If it is, then i personal can't help but feel Rob was venting some inner feelings that unfortunately come to the surface unconsciousily when were drinking. Rob tends to keep put himself in homosexual situations, be it-photo's, mag, verbal comments, movies,-perhaps it's a inner fire burning but unable to share.
I really dont like these pictures. It is like it is not Robert! why did they need to put Robert together with a lot of naked women? I dont know, it looks extrange and cold.
He's just joking. He's a brit, c'mon. Its a toyed word for them - allergies - so as to make a part swell. Vaginas make him 'swell'. Most likely not hating that practically, u know, but hating the reaction of it - d swelling. He's d man!
i hope he isnt gay and that he was being sarcastic :(
People took it too seriously, when in actuality it’s a British joke. A man goes to the doctor. Says: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I hate vaginas. I think I am allergic to them. Doctor: Why do you think that sir? Man: Because every time I am near them, I get terribly swollen and need to rub.