Pamela Anderson: Possibly Wrecked By a Train

Pamela Anderson hosted a launch party for her A*Muse fashion line in Miami yesterday. The number of people that showed up for it? 20.

We're pretty sure The Situation has more abdominal muscles than that.

It's unclear what kept everyone away. After all, who wouldn't wanna purchase clothing from someone that dresses like this?

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Pamela Anderson's breasts were bigger than the size of the crowd at her fashion show this week. [Photos: Splash News Online]

Pamela's poor showing is unlikely to keep her in the United States.

Earlier this week, her agent told Great Britain's The Sun that the busty actress "loves it in England and is looking at buying two houses, one in London and one by the sea. She has a real affection for the place."

A couple years ago, we'd have been sad to see Anderson go. But now we have Jessica Simpson to take her place as an air-headed, large-breasted former A-lister with equal disregard for public decorum.