Certain sentences should just never be written.

But unfortunately the above headline had to be, as it is literally, disturbingly and hilariously true. Bar Refaeli's legs around some random guido's head? Wow.

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Before we break down each American Idol performance from the first night of live auditions, we must say: The judges seem confused.

They chose a slew of Taylor Swift-like guitar players, laid back contestants (Didi Benami, Crystal Bowersox, Janell Wheeler, etc.) with a quiet sound, and then complained last night when the women played to their strengths. Simon continually said he didn't have any "Wow!" moments, but, in many ways, he didn't select any "Wow!" contestants for the semifinals.

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Stories about Spencer Pratt and his plastic wife keep on getting more ridiculous. The latest? The Hills' resident villain is addicted to crystal, allegedly.

Not crystal meth or Cristal, just ... crystals.

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As a figure of speech, of course. As the upstanding host and pimp of The Bachelor for approximately 200 seasons, Chris Harrison always gets the last word in.

Usually, it's "ladies ... the final rose tonight." This week, he's speaking one last time on the Rozlyn Papa scandal that resurfaced on the "Women Tell All" special.

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Last we heard, Whitney Port had a new man in her life. But are she and The Buried Life star Ben Nemtin an official couple, or still in the beginning stages?

We ask because Whit has been soliciting dates on her official site, and asking fans to weed out the prospects. Not a bad project for fans of The City star.

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They both star on MTV reality shows, but Jenni Farley is no Heidi Montag. You won't be seeing her get 10 operations in one day. She may not even get one.

Despite rumors that she’s getting ready to go under the knife for a second round of breast implants, Jersey Shore star Jenni, a.k.a. “JWOWW,” says no way.

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