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Note to Danielle Staub: There's a difference between abstinence and being such a major nut job that no man wants to come near you.

In a new interview, the Real Housewife of New Jersey - whose sordid past of cocaine, arrests, and prostitution was uncovered last summer - says she's a born-again virgin.

“I’m abstinent now,” she told People. “I realized that with abstinence, if you really, really believe in yourself like I do, you discover your own self-worth. Abstinence means you refrain from any sex — thinking about it, doing it — even to yourself!"

Staub says it’s been “over a year-and-a-half” since she was penetrated in any way. Isn't that a lovely image?

Spinning her inability to find a man into some sort of spiritual endeavor, Staub says:

“I am saving myself for marriage. I didn’t do it the first two times, but I learned from my mistakes. It’s okay to wait... I think the right one will see me. I want old-fashioned courting.”

But will someone that made a sex tape be able to refrain from bedroom action? Danielle says yes because the anticipation will be worth the wait.

“Can you imagine what it would be like on the wedding night? It’s going to happen. Have you seen me?”

We have. The sight of so much plastic has our staff considering a life of celibacy.

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Ke$ha accomplished something very impressive last month:

She took over the top spot on the album sales chart from Susan Boyle.

But the eccentric singer has an even greater challenge ahead of her now: she's been pitted against Heidi Klum in this edition of a THG Fashion Face-Off.

The artist and the really super model both posed for photographers at last night's Grammy Awards. Study their dresses carefully and chime in on this matchup's winner below...

Gorgeous at the Grammys

[Splash News Online]

Who looked hotter on the red carpet?

 

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Kristen Bell is engaged to Dax Shepard, her rep has confirmed.

If How I Met Your Mother quotes have taught us anything, it's that every marriage has a "reacher" and a "settler." In this scenario, Dax Shepard is definitely the reacher.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

No offense to Dax, but come on. Anyway.

Shepard proposed over the holidays and Bell debuted her ring on the red carpet of the Grammy Awards Sunday night. The couple has been together two years.

SHELL? KAX? This couple just works, even if nicknames do not.

The When in Rome actress and Gossip Girl narrator recently detailed what her perfect date night with Dax Shepard is like in November's issue of Women's Health.

"There is almost nothing, barring a natural disaster, that I would let eat into my time at home, playing Scrabble with Dax or talking to my girlfriends," she said.

Aww. Sounds like a cute relationship built to last.

Congratulations to Kristen and Dax!

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A pair of one-named singers dominated the Grammy Awards last night.

Beyonce took home a female solo artist record six trophies, while Fergie and her fellow Black Eyed Peas were honored with the Best Pop Vocal Album.

As always, though, the evening's fashion choices will make the most lasting impact, as Joan Rivers and other haughty critics judge the ceremony's hits and misses.

Were Beyonce or Fergie included on these lists? Compare their looks below and then vote in our poll...

  • Beyonce Knowles Picture
  • Looking Very Fergalicious

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Who looked sexier at the Grammys?

 

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This should quell those pesky breakup rumors. Ha, well, at least until the next round of celebrity gossip tabloid covers are rolled out later this week.

The reportedly miserable pair looked anything but during a night out together at the Directors Guild of America Awards on Saturday in Los Angeles.

The couple's first public appearance together in more than a month coincided with Pitt's honoring Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt cuddled at the table they shared with the director. A source reports that Brangelina was more "affectionate" than usual.

"They would whisper in each other’s ears and laugh," the source says. "They looked really happy." She even "beamed with pride" when he spoke.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Actually making it work?

They sure look happy to THG. In fact, no credible piece of information we've read has suggested otherwise. Still, sources say - nay, insist - they are having trouble.

Us reports Jolie feels she is shouldering the parental burden of their six kids, Maddox, 8, Pax, 6, Zahara, 5, Shiloh, 3, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 18 months.

That we could believe. But Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston being back together, as more than one magazine proclaimed last week? A bit far-fetched at this point.

As for the rumors that Angelina Jolie recently was cheating on Brad with her Salt dialogue coach and/or had an affair with Lady Gaga? That's just hilarious.

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Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen recently said that she doesn't care about being a role model. At least she puts her money (and cigarettes) where her mouth is.

The 16-year-old was spotted huffing away on a cigarette on the New York City set of the hot show Monday, much to the dismay of local anti-smoking activists.

Momsen Live

"She really has an extra responsibility to bear as an actress idolized by little girls," said Patrick Reynolds, director of the Foundation for a Smoke-Free America.

"For her to be smoking sends the wrong message to kids. Evidence has shown us that stars, particularly younger ones, definitely do influence kids to smoke."

ALL GROWN UP: Taylor Momsen fashions herself a twentysomething. But smoking cigarettes under the age of 18 is still illegal. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Not that Momsen f--king cares. She recently told the UK's Times about being a role model, "To be honest, I don't f--king care." A consistent message, anyway.

We get that she doesn't care about being a role model, and she is right when she says it's not her job. But still, there is a certain level of responsibility, right?

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At the biggest music awards ceremony of the year, the biggest artist of this generation was honored like never before.

First, Celine Dion, Usher, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, and Smokey Robinson performed Jackson's "Earth Song" together, while a 3D version of the video from This Is It played in the background.

From there, Jackson's two eldest children closed the show, as Prince Michael and Paris accepted the Grammys' Lifetime Achievement on their father's behalf. Said Prince, pictured below with his siblings and Lionel Richie:

"[We] like to thank the fans, our father loved you so much. Our father was always concerned about the planet... We will continue to spread his message."

WATCH THE TRIBUTE NOW.

As for the night's main winners, they included Taylor Swift, Beyonce and Lady GaGa. Read on for a full list.

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