February 2010 Gossip Archive (Page 11)

The traditional pre-season finale "Women Tell All" reunion special of The Bachelor is always mostly filler - and a total misnomer, as they really tell surprisingly little.

Still, there were fireworks as Rozlyn Papa returned to confront Chris Harrison and the stage was set for next week's epic Tenley Molzahn-Vienna Girardi showdown.

As always, THG endured two freaking hours of the colon-tastic The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love: The Women Tell All to recap all the action in our +/- system:

Jake said self-defecating when he meant self-deprecating. Plus 3.

Wes Hayden of last season's Bachelorette is back for some reason. He says he's getting "a thousand more nibbles" on his dating pole these days. Gross. Minus 4.

Crazy ass Michelle tried to explain her crazy ass behavior, but just came across as even more unstable. Her best defense: "Ask my friends. I have a job!" Plus 9.

Chris Harrison didn't let up on Rozlyn Papa, but she held her own.

Rozlyn Papa was confronted by fellow Bachelor hopefuls about her relationship with producer Ryan Callahan, which got them both fired from the show. According to Ella, Rozlyn got on all fours, in wearing booty shorts and said to the women, "If you see [Ryan], send him in ... I need to be put to bed!" Plus 40.

The venerable host and pimp of The Bachelor, Chris Harrison, then took his turn with Rozlyn, accusing her of making stories up like his young son does. Minus 16.

She wouldn't back down though. When he said he was saddened by having to let "his friend" go, Rozlyn countered that Chris is no friend, having hit on Ryan's wife in New Zealand. Chris refused to "dignity that with a response." Awkward! Plus 25.

Shirtless Jake Pavelka has a tough decision to make next week.

The girls all praise Ms. Perfect, Tenley Molzahn. Jessie: "She almost fell out of a Disney movie." Gia: "She sh*ts rainbows." Minus 34 for them feeding us this crap just so we're devastated when Tenley loses next week. Brace for the pain.

Despite hating on her all season, the girls go easy on Vienna. Even Ali Fedotowsky apologized. Weak. Minus 46. We want catty comments and chairs thrown.

The next Bachelorette is going to be Ali Fedotowsky. In her interview, she said: "I believe life is measured by the risks we take ... If I could go back and do it differently, I probably would. I'm an advocate of women having careers, but I don't want to look back and say I didn't love enough." Excellent writing, story editors! Plus 30.

TOTAL: -3. SEASON: +9.

Who should Jake Pavelka give his final rose to next week?

If Brooke Mueller is being punished for past transgressions, you'd think a marriage to Charlie Sheen would be enough.

But since walking down the aisle with this shady actor, in the last three months alone, Mueller has...

... allegedly been beaten.

... undergone wisdom tooth surgery.

... contracted pneumonia as a result of said surgery.

... entered a treament center for infectious disease.

... entered a rehab facility from which she recently left because an employee there leaked personal documents to the media.

The latest development has resulted in Mueller checking in to a new facility, as her lawyer, Yale Galanter, tells TMZ Brooke plans on filing a lawsuit against The Canyon in Malibu for invasion of privacy.

Reportedly, someone from this rehab center leaked Mueller's admission form to the press. It contained personal information about Brooke and Galanter says he'll bring a suit against The Canyon and plans "to have the individual responsible for leaking the information arrested."

As for his client's whereabouts, Galanter confirmed she's continuing her rehabilitation "in a private, more secure, confidential environment" in Los Angeles.

"Brooke no longer feels she can go into a public facility because of the breach of confidentiality The Canyon committed," Galanter said, adding another chapter to this sad mess of a soap opera.

** UPDATE: Mueller has returned home to complete her rehab.

So far, THG readers seem generally impressed by the Kardashian clothing line. Check out a sample from it NOW.

But don't count Project Runway star Tim Gunn among those impressed by Kim, Kourtney and Khloe's stylings. Far from it.

"I just think the Kardashians have an absence of taste and I don’t think that that should be perpetuated. I’m sorry I’m sounding like an old farty snob, but it bothers me," he said during New York Fashion Week.

If it makes the reality stars feel any better, Gunn doesn't have anything positive to say about the clothes worn by Jersey Shore cast members, either.

"Don’t even get me started. It is not a style to emulate. I know that the show is hugely popular. I will tell you it pains me when I hear 12-year-old girls say it’s their favorite show. You shouldn’t be watching it!"

It sounds like Snooki may be listening to Gunn. After all, she's reportedly ready to ditch any and all clothing and simply appear in the buff. No way Gunn could object to that, right?

We may have finally found an issue on which Democrats and Republicans can agree:

Michelle Obama has invited the Glee cast to the White House because she's a big fan of this Fox musical comedy. Entertainment Weekly says the show is ready to accept an invitation to sing at the annual Easter Egg hunt on the residence's front lawn.

It will take place on April 5.

As far as we know, Glee has never featured a Down's Syndrome character whose mother is the former Governor of Alaska.

So Sarah Palin will need to find something else about the show to pretend to be offended by in order to remain in the news. The series actually does depict a knocked-up teenager.

Perhaps Palin can get riled up over the fact that the character's mother isn't forcing her daughter to fake an engagement to her deadbeat boyfriend because it would make for good politics. We mean, seriously. What kind of an example of Glee is trying to set?!?

Many people, including two Tiger Woods mistresses, were unimpressed by the golfer's mea culpa, his first comments since his seedy, cheating ways were exposed.

Some viewers, however, were captivated by the athlete's words. So profoundly, in fact, that Woods' Friday morning apology speech actually drove them to tears.

Really.

In a Golf Channel studio immediately following the press conference, one analyst got so choked up by Woods coming clean that he just couldn't keep it together.

It's amazing, the stark contrast in reaction to Woods' comments. If you have a vested interest in his return to golf, you loved it. If not, you're likely a bit cynical.

This dude definitely fits into the former category ...

Crying Over Tiger

Thoughts? This guy's reaction was a little much, but do you at least believe the star was sincere? Tell us what you think of Tiger Woods' apology:

Less than a week after saying Dr. Phil was "the only one" who could save his troubled marriage, Evander Holyfield now refuses to go on the blowhard's talk show.

Over the weekend, the former boxing champ and wife Candi Holyfield were flown first class to L.A. by the show’s producers and put up at a hotel in Hollywood.

But a private meeting between the couple and Dr. Phil at the host's Beverly Hills estate to discuss the format of their interview quickly turned into a disaster.

“The truth is Evander did not like Dr. Phil and what he was proposing," a source said. “There was a clash of personalities. He felt he was totally man-bashing him."

Whatever that means, it can't be good!

Unfortunately, no physical blows were exchanged.

The Holyfields were also put off by Dr. Phil's wife Robin who "was floating around the house entertaining other guests inside their massive mansion."

The Holyfields' issues began earlier this month when Candi asked for a protective order, claiming Evander hit her during an argument in their home.

Candi wanted him to turn up the thermostat and he allegedly beat her for not putting God first. There's something in the Bible about thermostats.

She later asked for the restraining order to be lifted. In order to rebuild their image, they reached out to Dr. Phil last week ... but that went south.

“He’s not the type of guy who likes to feel bullied," says a source. "That was what Dr. Phil was trying to do and it wouldn’t help his marriage one iota."

A celebrity gossip magazine alleges that Jessica Simpson created the dating monster that is John Mayer. Must have been a slow week over at OK! HQ.

Before he met Jessica, John Mayer was "just another musician," according to friends of Simpson, who are delusional and say she put him on the map.

While it is possible that Jessica helped catapult John onto the celebrity dating map in a sense, he was a well-established figure in that realm as well.

The name Jennifer Love Hewitt ring a bell, anyone? Thought so. In any case, Jessica's friends are on the offensive after John betrayed her this month ...

How these two didn't last is beyond us.

In any case, the magazine says it was Jessica’s relationship with John - who recently humiliated her by revealing intimate details about their sex life - that propelled his ascent up the dating food chain after the couple split in 2006.

“It was only after she gave her seal of approval that A-listers like Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz started dating him,” the source says. “Before that he was a successful musician, no doubt, but Jess ushered him into the world of celebrity dating.”

“A lot of Jess’s friends joke that she created a monster,” a source tells OK!, adding: “She put John on the map and made him a tabloid sensation.”

There's no way those quotes are real, but hey, it's a good celebrity gossip debate - did Jessica raise John's dating profile? Or was he slumming it?

The fifth time is the charm for Lorenzo Lamas. Maybe.

The actor, who has been married four times already, threw an engagement party for fiancée Shawna Craig at Mr. Chow’s restaurant in Beverly Hills.

We aren't sure exactly when the pair decided to get hitched, but we hadn't reported on this before now, so here goes. Better late than never, right?

This event is significant for several reasons:

• Shawna Craig will be the second Mrs. Lamas with that name (following the legendary, predominantly plastic sex tape star Shauna Sand)
• At 23, she is younger than Lorenzo's daughter Shayne Lamas

We give it three weeks. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Among the revelers toasting to the couple was none other than Shayne, who you may recall was the winner of Season 12 of ABC's The Bachelor. She and Matt Grant were engaged for a few days ... guess she's daddy's little girl, eh?

Lorenzo's other daughter Dakota Lamas and actor Michael Evers were also present. We wish the couple nothing but the best in their brief engagement!

Most female stars wear dresses or outfits. Lady Gaga wears elaborate performance art pieces. Sometimes that includes a hair phone; quite often a face mask.

Most recently, the always outrageous singer donned a flowing, white three-tiered gown topped with a towering cotton candy wig at the Brit Awards last week.

That may have even been tame by Lady Gaga fashion standards.

You may recall her raising eyebrows with a blood-red lace Alexander McQueen archive dress and matching headdress and veil at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Or at the ACE awards when she showed off a similar veil lace headpiece, this time in black to match her Marc Jacobs outfit. Flat-out face-shielding madness.

Which look do you like best? Vote in our poll below!

Which masked effort was Lady Gaga's best fashion statement?

Whitney Port spoke on City life (living in New York, that is, not specifically about her reality show) and her new fashion line in an interview with Zink magazine.

The publication's stylists fashioned Whitney in the style of Jerry Hall, using Port's own clothes of course. The result was classically glamorous and a little racy.

Naturally, she can pull off both. She should be a model if her designing career doesn't work out! Speaking of her clothing line, Whitney is inspired by the street.

Literally, that is. She takes her camera out every day looking for inspiration for her designs. That will get you a good feel for the customer, that's for sure!

Check out this behind the scenes look at The City star ...

Behind the Scenes with Whitney Port