Levi Johnston: Coming to Desperate Housewives?
Levi Johnston is reportedly set to guest star on Desperate Housewives. Yes, we're serious. This rumor hasn't been confirmed, but we didn't make it up, either.
Sources say the almost-son-in-law of Sarah Palin has landed a multiple-episode guest role on the long-running ABC drama. The reason why? A certain Cherry.
No, not the fact that he popped the cherry of Bristol Palin. Desperate Housewives creator March Cherry met Levi at the 2008 Republican National Convention.
A member of the Log Cabin Republicans, Marc has been intrigued by the possibility of a guest-starring role for him ever since. Looks like now may be the time!
Morning show veteran Levi Johnston is ready for prime time!
Asked about the rumored Desperate Housewives gig, which would depict Levi as a boy toy for an older woman, a la Jesse Metcalfe, a friend of Sarah Palin said:
"Well, maybe now he'll be able to get caught up with his child support payments." Oh, snap, deadbeat dad. Your Playgirl-posing a$$ got straight owned there.
Levi is presently being sued by Bristol Palin for $1,750 a month in child support. He claims he's tried to send money to her before and just hasn't heard back.
Either way, who isn't pumped to see Levi Johnston nude on Desperate Housewives? You know he will be ... it's kind of the only thing he's got going for him.
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February 13th, 2010 11:32 PM
The cost of Mommy looking good to the next man that comes along.
After the usual $800.00 for formula,huggies,play clothes, suits for Sunday School and Church,baby moose hunting lessons,fish trapping lessons,Mommy has to have something left over to pay the
four therapist that she needed after Daddy went Playgirl.It's not
enough that everybody in Alaska knew that he was a cad,now he has gone out and showed the world his A$$ssess and liabilities.
February 11th, 2010 10:22 PM
Does anyone else think 1750 is a lot per month in child support? What does a baby need that costs that much per month?
February 11th, 2010 12:04 PM
I don't watch the show anymore ever since Nathan Fillion left and why would I watch a 19 year old kid on it. He will have his 15 minutes of fame and then in about a year no one will remember him. I don't condone the behavior of either one of them but at least Bristol is tying to help other young women not get into the same situation she did. The comment about the awful Palin's is below the belt, what about John Edwards and his affair while his wife had cancer. At one point Bristol and this jerk were going to get married but she should be kissing the ground that she didn't. This kid has nothing else going for him but being associated with the Palin's, if it wasn't for them he wouldn't be getting this attention. I do kinda of feel sorry for him because right now he is being used and when all of these people have gotten what they want for him they will throw him out like yesterday's dishwater. The one who will suffer is that child in the end because he won't be able to support him.
February 11th, 2010 5:46 AM
The show has lost its flavor since Pratt took the money and ran after co-writing the master script (per THR). Cherry can't write the show the way the original season was written. Cherry's always been desperate, per his own words, he was a desperate writer when DH came along. The writing has gone downhill since Pratt left, according to audience complaints.
If later seasons are examples of Cherry's desperation then Levi will have sex with a neighbor who looks exactly like Cherry (who might do another Cameo).
However, the blame for the downward spiral of writing might be placed on the belabored writing style described by an Executive Producer (Murphy or Pardee) who illuminated the standard practice they employ to come up with one shooting script when he said that one complete script is first written out of which one scene is chosen from among the many by Cherry who then instructs others to write another whole script based on that one scene. They must find it extremely difficult to
February 10th, 2010 7:06 PM
Stop being so nasty, he's just a kid, you sound as if Sarah Palin is paying you for those nasty remarks. The kid has his work cut out for him fighting those awful Palin's, leave him alone. He'll be all right. I'll watch the episode, because I think he has more going for him than nude photos and I hope he isn't nude just to show everyone that he can act. Go after the Palin's a s s h o l e
Rank: D-Lister
February 10th, 2010 6:57 PM
they should rename this floundering show "Desperate Producers"...it will be the next to go...& I bet Levi started this rumor....