Kyle Boller and Carrie Prejean: Engaged!

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Kyle Boller has been an ineffective starting quarterback in the NFL, with a career passer rating of 70.6

Carrie Prejean, meanwhile, has been an ineffective Christian role model, with a history of nude photos, sex tapes and bold-faced lies that have exploited the popular religion for personal fame and fortune.

In other words: these two are perfect for each other!

Prejean and Boller, who started dating last year, got engaged over the weekend, as the back-up QB proposed to the dethroned beauty queen in her hometown of San Diego. This is great news for Carrie:

Once the wedding takes place, she can finally have sex.

Kyle Boller failed as a quarterback due to poor on-field decision making. Looks like he has the same problem away from the gridiron.

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Could the author of this announcement be slightly prejudiced ?
Maybe, maybe not, of course there is no name of the unbiased reporter.

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Congratulations. Go Bears!!

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What a handsome couple. I wish you well.

Carrie Prejean Biography

BL!SSS Magazine Spread Carrie Prejean was a contestant in the Miss USA pageant in 2009. Representing California, she finished in the top five. However, she... More »
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Carrie Prejean Quotes

I think it's great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage and, you know what, in my country and my family I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anyone out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think it should be between a man and a woman.

Carrie Prejean

Marriage is good. There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.

Carrie Prejean