Michael Scott would be proud of Dalton Duncan.
A photo of a detention notice issued to the latter, a middle school student, has been making the rounds online, and let's just say the kid knows The Office quotes.
According to the report, a student made the (innocent) comment "you need to push it in further." The offender's reply: "That's what she said!" Bam! Never gets old!
Well played, Dalton. Well. Played.
Sure, it's rude, but you have to credit the kid's sense of humor. All we have to say to the reader that emailed us this story: Thanks for putting it in our box!