Kari Ann Peniche Wants a Piece of Tiger Woods

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Everyone wants a piece of Tiger Woods ... if you know what we mean! For many women, we mean sexually. For Kari Ann Peniche, we're talking about fame.

Remember Kari Ann? No? Shocking. She's only the 2004 Miss USA winner who was stripped of her title... and last year stripped for the Eric Dane nude tape.

When she's not in rehab, appearing on VH1 reality shows, getting engaged to random celebs and posing naked, Kari Ann Peniche is also an aspiring singer.

She's almost as good as Heidi Montag, to give you an idea.

Her latest "effort" is an ode to Tiger Woods and his many mistresses, entitled "U Me and Tiger Makes 3." Sounds like a ripoff of Britney Spears' "3." Oh well.

Every once in awhile, Kari Ann Peniche turns up somehow.

Nothing like trying to reclaim your 15 minutes at the expense of a huge sex scandal. Classy move. Not that we're surprised ... after all, this is Kari Ann Peniche.

Follow the jump to see this nonsense for yourself ...

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Tiger Woods has and will continue to be embarrassed with or without a cute little satirical video. I wonder if you feel the same rage for the actors on Sat Night Live? Besides, this song isn't saying anything BAD about Tiger...she is singing that she digs him, perhaps relates to him, since they are both sex addicts. This song is about getting back on your feet, even after scandal. I think she is a smart cookie to find a hook to get her music out there in an industry that is next to impossible to break into. Good for you Kari Ann. I cant wait to hear more.

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THIS GIRL IS A PIECE OF SH*T!!!! SHE IS TRASHY AND HOW DARE SHE???? WHORE THAT DOES NOT THINK ABOUT HOW HARD IS BEEN FOR TIGER'S WIFE TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE IS MAKING A VIDEO TO GET 15 MINUTES OF FAME!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL WHORE SKANK HOE PIECE OF SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AND GET JAMMIE GRUBBS AND F*CK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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This mess of a girl needs deep psychological help. She's the poster child for Borderline Personality Disorder, and she does nothing to endear herself to the public. I have tried to have compassion for her, but she's made it impossible.

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