Joe Simpson Developing Comedy Based on His Life

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Joe Simpson, father and pimp of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, is developing a television comedy for Nickelodeon based on his life raising two daughters.

Yes, we're serious. Because we haven't seen enough of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson's fairly uninteresting lives on TV and in the tabloids every day for 10 years.

This proposed 'tween series, a collaboration with comedy vet Tommy Lynch, is said to be based on the Simpson family's life in Texas before they were famous.

You know, the typically awkward, growing up years.

So we're sure there's nothing embarrassing to be mined from that, right? No, it's just Joe looking to further cash in on cash cows Ashlee and Jessica Simpson.

Joe and Jessica Simpson

Joe Simpson with his prized client.

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Egad. Why does anyone even give a rat's arse about these people? Role models some say? I'd say exactly the opposite. More like a recipe for destruction and failure. Unless, of course, you worship wads of dollars as "success". If so, you will NEVER be happy.

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hope he can find another brain dead bimbo to play jessica,but no problem there, hollywood is full of them.jess included, she is the mold isnt she, from which they form?

Ashlee Simpson Biography

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Dallas, Texas
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Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

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Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]
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