Jessica Simpson Gets Facial, Needs Life
The Price of Beauty? Something like that. Jessica Simpson posted a bizarre photo of herself wearing a thick face mask on Twitter Saturday morning.
Some people need their accounts revoked. We propose nominating one each month, and calling it the Tila Tequila Award (she's in her own league).
"The Price Of Beauty :)" Jessica Simpson Twittered, referring to her globe-trotting VH1 show, which premieres on March 15. Yes, it is a real show.
"Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask," she added, referring to the pricey Creme De La Mer Radiant Facial, which costs $320.
Yes, she paid $320 to look like this. You sure you want to collaborate on this show, Billy Corgan? Your alt-rock reputation is being diminished here ...
Yikes.
Filming the show "changed me completely," she said. "I haven't always had an inner confidence and I haven't always looked at my reflection and loved it."
Okay, having better self-esteem is always a good thing. We just don't need to see the progress every minute of every day. But carry on Jessica. Carry on.
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February 23rd, 2010 12:08 AM
My B========D ~~~~ burst all over her face! That's called a Man Juice WAX job!!! Jessicas hot and knows how to please a man! Trust me! You women need to take lessons from Jessica!
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February 22nd, 2010 5:19 PM
hellion: your words prove to be straight from the mouth of an idiot....ty for proving your huge lack of good judgement and knowledge...lol...tyvm....only an ugly person, like yourself, wouldn't understand the work it takes to maintain beauty and hygiene...ty
February 22nd, 2010 3:37 PM
for real tho:
Don't put down these writers they do a good job.
We already know that your face gets covered every day anyway.
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February 22nd, 2010 3:20 PM
"thick face mask"?? It is paper thin....lol...if you assholes are going to pretend to know about something, at least do more research than the price of it...it is paper, literally...treated moistened paper that dries to the skin, is peeled off to reveal fresh & radiant skin...almost like the biore' skin strips, just better. Believe it or not, this is a ritual many women do to their skin, some even biweekly....for Jessica to share that she also partakes in such a regimen is her way of making others feel at ease with all they have to do to feel "presentable"....it does not make her crazy or a bad person...it just makes you assholes stupid and bitter
February 22nd, 2010 3:18 PM
I always knew there was something "plastic"about her.