Jersey Shore Guidos to Fist-Pump Straight Outta N.J.

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Now that they've all been re-signed for a second season, the cast of Jersey Shore will be fist-pumping its way to greener, fake-tanned pastures. Or something.

The only different aspect of the hit show for the new season is ... the location. That's right. The cast is officially back, but won't be back in Seaside Heights.

It's unclear whether this is because that town somehow barred them, or whether the network simply wants to bring the merry band of guidos back sooner.

Perhaps MTV can put a new season together faster without waiting for summer in the Garden State. Or they just want to inflict pain on other cities/countries.

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NOTHIN' BUT CLASS: Coming to a lucky city or nation to be named later!

Whatever the reason, the network has scouted 10 cities in the U.S. for the location of the upcoming Season Two, and have also expanded their search abroad.

Get ready for more than your fill of Snooki nude, Earth.

Producers have contacted Pauly D, J-Woww and the gang to make sure everyone has a valid passport. Downright frightening for every other nation on Earth.

What city or country should MTV torture with The Situation quotes, Ronnie beating the crap out of strangers and many glimpses down J-Woww's yellow top?

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bye, bye imposters. Will MTV rename their bogus, non reality show, "Staten Island Skanks do South Beach"? Has a nice ring to it.

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