It had been too long since we'd heard from Jason Davis. A little over a year and a half since Gummi Bear last got arrested for DUI, if our memory serves.
Well, the rotund ursine specimen is back in the news because of an appearance on Bravo's The Millionaire Matchmaker, a dating show for all rich snobs.
Jason, the brother of the slightly more famous Brandon Davis (Greasy Bear) is the grandson of Marvin Davis, a billionaire who owned 20th Century Fox.
Jason Davis has not been quite so successful. He recently got an eviction notice on his $3,600-a-month Los Angeles apartment for nonpayment of rent.
Now there's a catch. Maybe if it were Billionaire Matchmaker ...
The Gummi one has also been at the center of controversy for his issues with heroin and for getting negged at the front door of clubs. It's how he rolls.
Suffice it to say, Millionaire Matchmaker has jumped the shark.
"They must be desperate," a source told the New York Post of Davis' recent casting. For his part, he could not care less. It's hard out there for a bear.
"Tell fans and haters they are all welcome to join me at Capitol City Hollywood to view the episode," he said of his appearance on Patti Stanger's show.
She's got her work cut out for her. Who you date this man?