Please tell us this isn't the new fad for aging, talentless Real Housewives that are neither real nor housewives.
First, Bethenny Frankel posed naked for PETA.
Then, Kelly Bensimon took it all off for Playboy.
Now, Danielle Staub is threatening to expose the world to her birthday suit. She just needs the offer.
"If Playboy asked I’d say ABSOLUTELY. It’s something I’d really like to do, especially as a woman of 47," she told Hollywoodlife.com.
The totally fake reality star is busy shilling for a new book that only truly insane people would purchase titled (aptly) The Naked Truth. It comes out in May and, naturally, Staub thinks a Playboy pictorial would be the idea way to promote it.
“I feel better than ever,” she said. “I really spent most of the past year and a half connecting with myself and my kids at different levels.”
And with reality TV producers, she forgot to add.
Tell us: Do you wanna see Danielle Staub nude?