Note to Danielle Staub: There's a difference between abstinence and being such a major nut job that no man wants to come near you.
In a new interview, the Real Housewife of New Jersey - whose sordid past of cocaine, arrests, and prostitution was uncovered last summer - says she's a born-again virgin.
“I’m abstinent now,” she told People. “I realized that with abstinence, if you really, really believe in yourself like I do, you discover your own self-worth. Abstinence means you refrain from any sex — thinking about it, doing it — even to yourself!"
Staub says it’s been “over a year-and-a-half” since she was penetrated in any way. Isn't that a lovely image?
Spinning her inability to find a man into some sort of spiritual endeavor, Staub says:
“I am saving myself for marriage. I didn’t do it the first two times, but I learned from my mistakes. It’s okay to wait... I think the right one will see me. I want old-fashioned courting.”
But will someone that made a sex tape be able to refrain from bedroom action? Danielle says yes because the anticipation will be worth the wait.
“Can you imagine what it would be like on the wedding night? It’s going to happen. Have you seen me?”
We have. The sight of so much plastic has our staff considering a life of celibacy.