Danielle Staub Swears Off Sex
Note to Danielle Staub: There's a difference between abstinence and being such a major nut job that no man wants to come near you.
In a new interview, the Real Housewife of New Jersey - whose sordid past of cocaine, arrests, and prostitution was uncovered last summer - says she's a born-again virgin.
“I’m abstinent now,” she told People. “I realized that with abstinence, if you really, really believe in yourself like I do, you discover your own self-worth. Abstinence means you refrain from any sex — thinking about it, doing it — even to yourself!"
Staub says it’s been “over a year-and-a-half” since she was penetrated in any way. Isn't that a lovely image?
Spinning her inability to find a man into some sort of spiritual endeavor, Staub says:
“I am saving myself for marriage. I didn’t do it the first two times, but I learned from my mistakes. It’s okay to wait... I think the right one will see me. I want old-fashioned courting.”
But will someone that made a sex tape be able to refrain from bedroom action? Danielle says yes because the anticipation will be worth the wait.
“Can you imagine what it would be like on the wedding night? It’s going to happen. Have you seen me?”
We have. The sight of so much plastic has our staff considering a life of celibacy.
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April 15th, 2010 11:32 AM
She is a freaking NUT JOB!!! I wish they would take her psycho self off the show! Jersey is the best Real Housewives.... except that FREAK! Her kids should be taken away, they'd be better off in foster care! She is a loser, a skank, and needs mental help!!!! GO AWAY!!!
March 22nd, 2010 8:21 PM
Beverly Merrill
In late May of 2009, information was uncovered, alleging Danielle Staub used to go by Beverly Merrill, a stripper with a criminal past.People: Report: Real Housewives of NJ's Danielle Staub's Criminal Past Revealed (May 28, 2009)4 It was also rumored that her mugshot appears in a hard-to-find 1995 book entitled Cop Without a Badge.NY Daily News: 'Cop Without a Badge' book may show Danielle Staub's mugshot (May 27, 2009)5
And Just so you know... I knew her mom....RIP Ruth
March 22nd, 2010 8:18 PM
Ruth A. Merrill, 75, of Athens, PA passed away Sunday, March 21, 2010 at the Bradford County Manor following a brief illness.
She was born August 19, 1934 in Sayre, PA the daughter of the late Benjamin and Mabel Rogers Williams.
Ruth was an avid reader. She was a previous member of the Christian and Missionary Alliance Church, and graduated from Sayre High School in 1954. Ruth worked for Bird Sumner Agency, and Taber & Taber in Jamestown, NY.
She is predeceased by her sons John Arthur, Ronald Lewis, David Wayne, and Richard Lee Merrill, siblings Pearl Williams, Barbara Kay, and Paul Williams.
Ruth is survived by her children Pamela Merrill of New York, and Danielle Staub of Wayne, NJ, siblings Martha Westbrook of Sayre, PA, Donald & Shirley Williams of Bend, OR, and Harold & Melva Williams of Lowman, NY, and several nieces, nephews, and cousins.
Friends and family may call on Thursday, March 25, 2010 from 4pm-6pm at the Jay E. Lowery Funeral Home, Inc., 225
March 22nd, 2010 8:13 PM
Her mother just passed away, do you think she will show up at the services?
February 5th, 2010 5:25 PM
This person seems like she is trying to do the right thing in life, so kudos for that. That said though, she is trying to possibly re-invent herself to the point it isn't really honoring who she is. I'm so tired of these girls who are sexy being made to feel ashamed about their sexuality, and also, this revirginizing stuff is ridiculous. Guys don't find it attractive at all imo, and the ones that do probably are uptight.
February 1st, 2010 8:17 AM
Hearing what this woman has to say makes me realize how wonderful my life is. What a train wreck she is, inside and out. No harm toward her, just hope she gets her priorities straightened out. Maybe she is starting to realize there is more to life than sex and appearance.