Tila Tequila Officially Lies About Pregnancy

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She teased Twitter followers about it for weeks, but Tila Tequila has officially confirmed the most transparent lie on the Internet: she's pregnant.

The professional attention-grabber claims to have been articially inseminated with the child her and Casey Johnson always dreamed of having. Is there any evidence? Yes... if you consider exclamation points and capital letters to be proof. She wrote on her blog today:

TILA TEQUILA IS OFFICALLY PREGNANT, 100% CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  & THIS BABY WAS NO "ACCIDENT" EITHER!!!!!!!!

Tequila went on to say she doesn't want to "exploit" her child. In related news, she's shopping around ultrasound photos for a price.

Hopefully, if any website takes her up on the offer, Tila will use the money to seek professional help.

Pretend Pregnancy

What else does Tila's latest blog entry cover?

  • She was scheduled to show up at Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles this week, but the owner said he was anticipating a crowd of 20,000 people and she therefore canceled the appearance because "someone could accidentally jab me in the belly."
  • She has documents that prove Casey never made a sex tape with Courtenay Semel. (THG note: this would be the first-ever proof of a negative. We can't wait to see it!)
  • Speaking of Semel, she is a "REAL MEDIA WHORE!"

The countdown to Tila's Tweets about a contrived miscarriage is on. How long do you give her, readers?

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to ugh... they're not saying they hope for a miscarriage, they're just saying that she's lying about the whole thing and saying shes gonna try to get out of it saying she had a 'miscarriage' a durrrr and i place my bet at 6 months

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I think shes crazy . one minute she crying over her gf and a few weeks later shes gushing over her childs father. WHAT A FUCKING WHORE.

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Gee Tila. Do you have nothing better to do than respond to stories about yourself here? So transparent!

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it wasn't cancelled cause of the supposed 20,000 people. MoM CANCELLED her because of all the complaints they were getting sbout her making an appearance.

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Sicker to hope that Tila reproduces.

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pregnant*

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hollywoodgossip why yall being such assholes. if she is pregrant yall shouldnt be hoping for any miscarriages. sickos

Tila Tequila Biography

Tila Tequila Picture Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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