Happy New Year from The Hollywood Gossip. We hope that as the calendar flips over to 2010, you find your spirit renewed. Or at least that you slept in.
Did you make any New Year's resolutions this year? Ones you plan on keeping for more than a week? If so, we wish you the best of luck with those.
We've heard what certain stars are hoping for this year too. Or at least what they should. Here are some of THG's celebrity New Year's resolutions...
Kevin Jonas: Have sex at least one more time.
Charlie Sheen: Take an anger management class.
Miley Cyrus: Come back to Twitter!
Nadya Suleman: Lobby for an Octomom-specifc stimulus plan.
Tyra Banks: Be less obvious in attempts to copy Oprah Winfrey.
Whitney Houston: Get back together with Ray J.
Hailey Glassman: Acquire an ounce of common sense.
Lindsay Lohan: Occasionally remain dressed.
A trio of uber-famous, often-troubled gossip staples.
Britney Spears: Attempt to smile.
Paris Hilton: Let Doug out of his cage more.
Giuliana and Bill Rancic: Keep trying to conceive.
Levi Johnston: Get naked in more magazines.
Adam Lambert: Just keeping being yourself, man.
The Hills cast: Pretend plots are at least remotely believable.
The Jersey Shore cast: Meet someone they don't offend.
Tila Tequila: Tweet something that's actually true.
Look! We're hot! Pay attention to us! Over here! Hello?
Heidi Montag: Have more plastic surgery done.
Kim Kardashian: Get engaged... or die trying.
Bruce Jenner: Run far, far away.
Taylor Lautner: Open personal training side business.
Kristen Stewart: Cut mullet, continue to brood silently.
Rachelle Lefevre: Have Bryce Dallas Howard professionally killed.
Tiger Woods: Break out the cocktail waitresses, Cristal and motherf%*kin' condoms!
Elin Woods: Work on her 9-iron accuracy.