The Hollywood Gossip Kaption Kontest: January 6

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic below!

Monday, this fun THG feature centered on Adam Lambert ogling Pamela Anderson. Today, our subject is the lovely Kim Kardashian sitting on the lap of Santa.

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What could she (or he) be thinking or saying?

You tell us! Click "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:


"All I want is an actual talent"


Yes Santa!! It does jiggle like a bowl full of jelly!!!


uhhh...finally in Santa's lap...I hope Mrs. Christmas is jeaulous...I got Santa all for myself...:D


Idk what caption to come up with but I sure as fuck would love to lick her up until that end of that lollipop stick ends!!!!!!! Mmmm pleasure...


Oooh Santa, is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


are you gonna lick it or not?!


okay..seriously..don't get too and me both know that I'm just doing this for publicity..


"Oh Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen can go away, but Dasher, OH! please stay!


Ho, ho, ho


i like them black
and from behind ;)

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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]