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"All I want is an actual talent"

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Yes Santa!! It does jiggle like a bowl full of jelly!!!

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uhhh...finally in Santa's lap...I hope Mrs. Christmas is jeaulous...I got Santa all for myself...:D

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Idk what caption to come up with but I sure as fuck would love to lick her up until that end of that lollipop stick ends!!!!!!! Mmmm pleasure...

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Oooh Santa, is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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are you gonna lick it or not?!

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okay..seriously..don't get too graby..you and me both know that I'm just doing this for publicity..

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"Oh Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen can go away, but Dasher, OH! please stay!

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Ho, ho, ho

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i like them black
and from behind ;)



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