The Hollywood Gossip Kaption Kontest: January 6

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity pic below!

Monday, this fun THG feature centered on Adam Lambert ogling Pamela Anderson. Today, our subject is the lovely Kim Kardashian sitting on the lap of Santa.

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What could she (or he) be thinking or saying?

You tell us! Click "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:


um, a little to the left missy, a little to the left....


Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho.... Now i normally stop at three, but you deserve the extra one.


I knew this Santa Costume would come in handy...


HO, HO HO..just a little to the left


Thanks for the 'Pop', Santa.


"On the 3rd day of Christmas Kim gave to Santa's knee...3 S-T-D's!?!?"


Hurry and get this sexy slut of me!


Can I let Reggie lick this?


Santa, thank you so much for photoshop!!


Hey little girl you want an all day sucker?

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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]