The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 4

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

Pam and Adam

Nope, not even once. Not ever.


And they think I look like a drag queen....


I wonder if those things are recyclable.


I'll show you mine if you show me yours.


what with my enourmous talent, and your giant frontage, theres no way we can get any closer to dance pammy!


Yup! That confirms it, gay. I'm totally gay.


No thanks, Pam. As impressive as those things are, I don't wanna be the David Gest to your Liza Minelli.


Do they speak?


No! I don't want to touch them!!


No, No... I don't want to see if they feel real, and I don't care if everyone else thinks so....

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Pamela Anderson Biography

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Comox, British Columbia, Canada
Full Name
Pamela Denise Anderson

Pamela Anderson Quotes

I think she is a bitch and whore.

Pamela Anderson [on Jessica Simpson]

I just know I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid to be found. I'm afraid not to be found.

Pamela Anderson