The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 4

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

Pam and Adam
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Christ. And i thought I was gay before....

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Nice tits. But they're no Brad Pitts.

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GOT MILK?

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Nice pair. But my favorite pair is Zigfried and Roy.

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So that's silicone valley.

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Do you and Tommy like boats? You could be my first mate and he could be my rear admiral.

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Nice, but, not butt.

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Sorry Sweetheart, "I prefer mans to cans."

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Sorry Sweetheart, "I prefer butt to slut."

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Sorry Sweetheart, "I prefer butt to slut."

Pamela Anderson Biography

Pamela Anderson: Damn Hot at 40 Pamela Anderson is an actress who at least knows her role in life: show off your large breasts and don't take anything too seriously. She... More »
Born
Birthplace
Comox, British Columbia, Canada
Full Name
Pamela Denise Anderson

Pamela Anderson Quotes

I think she is a bitch and whore.

Pamela Anderson [on Jessica Simpson]

I just know I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid to be found. I'm afraid not to be found.

Pamela Anderson
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