The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 4

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where we ask readers to submit the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture below!

Last week, this popular game featured a smoking, texting, likely drunk Lindsay Lohan. Today, we move on to a star with actual talent: Adam Lambert.

What might the openly gay singer be thinking/saying as he stares in the large bosom of Pamela Anderson on New Year's Eve?

You tell us! Click on the "Comments" link below and send in as many captions as you can think of. We'll announce a winner tomorrow. Have fun and get to work:

Pam and Adam
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You want me to sign your boobs?

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No, really. I'm gay... but thanks anyway.

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Adam simply tried to tell to Pamela she have a boubs out of her dress and in first place Pamela think that Adam want just tuching her at this place, but it is not that Adam want, he just want to help her to know's the problem...loll Thats it, nothing in the gest of Adam's was sexuel or disrespect about he make who tells to Pamela...loll

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ooh, Where did you get those done? I wanna do mine.

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Can I just touch it, too bad I can't have those.

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Should I get the crane?

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Whoa! Nice tits. But they're no Brad Pitts!

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Whoa....me gay, what was i thinking?? This girl has nice racks!

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Those need to be touched up, here's my make-up artists number.

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Who invited you?

Pamela Anderson Biography

Pamela Anderson: Damn Hot at 40 Pamela Anderson is an actress who at least knows her role in life: show off your large breasts and don't take anything too seriously. She... More »
Born
Birthplace
Comox, British Columbia, Canada
Full Name
Pamela Denise Anderson

Pamela Anderson Quotes

I think she is a bitch and whore.

Pamela Anderson [on Jessica Simpson]

I just know I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid to be found. I'm afraid not to be found.

Pamela Anderson