The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: January 19

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Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers try to write the best caption(s) for the photo below! Today's subject? Britney Spears.

Britney Spears reading celebrity gossip, no less!

What could the pop princess be thinking/saying?

You tell us! Click "Comments" below and send in your very own caption(s) for this picture. Write as many as you like. We'll announce a winner tomorrow ...

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Oh my Gawd!!! Can these people get any more boring! Gosh we need some action!

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"Beam me up, Scotty!"

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If god's inside of us like most people say, then I hope he like enchiladas because that's what he's getting

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Maybe if I wear a bowl on my head no one will notice

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"I might be retarded, but I ain't nearly as fucked up as the idiots who write over at The Hollywood Gossip."

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Split AGAIN?? Ok.. try not to SMILE!!

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WHAT?!? SOmeone BETTER than ME?

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" 'Britney Spears went to rehab this week after her engagement with her boyfriend/agent..' wow..! that's heavy..Britney Spears..Britney Spears..why does that name sound soOo familiar..oOoh!! wait..! that's me..! *giggles*..I wonder why I don't remember any of that..?"

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"What the heck was I doing last week??? Oh yeahhhhh NOTHING!!!"

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"Ok, try not to look normal, study study, did they get the shot", ok good!

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears