Astoundingly, sources are telling People today that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may actually be happy and not on the verge of splitting and killing each other.
"Everything is fine" with the parents of six, says one source.
Another source says that the split reports are "totally false."
Well, you can consider us shocked. You mean the tabloid stories of epic fights, cheating and breakups we see every week may be exaggerated or untrue?
All is well with Brangelina. Except maybe that goatee.
In recent weeks, it's been business as usual for the busy couple – movie shoots, family outings, $1 million Haiti donations – and nothing seems amiss.
The two megastars are currently in Los Angeles to work on pre-production for their upcoming movies: Jolie's The Tourist and Pitt's Lost City of Z.
On January 16, Pitt took their eldest son, Maddox, on a boys' trip to the New Orleans Saints' playoff game, while Jolie was spotted grocery shopping and dropping by an Apple Store in L.A. with daughters Zahara and Shiloh.
In the last few days, Jolie jetted to New York City for a Vanity Fair shoot, while Pitt stayed in L.A. to participate in George Clooney’s Hope for Haiti Now telethon.
No secret meetings or revenge pregnancies were reported.