Random Magazine Sucks Up to Kim Kardashian

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Based solely on the latest issue of Ocean Drive, you'd think Kim Kardashian was a hard-working entrepreneur that built herself up from nothing and actually contributes something to society aside from large breasts.

Isn't that hilarious?

The random publication features Kim on its cover and refers to her a "multimedia juggernaut," a "fitness sensation," and a "shoe guru."

Those descriptions differ slightly from THG's take on Kim as a "fame-obsessed model that is only well-known because she let a dude named Ray J have intercourse with her on camera and will shill for anything for a buck."

Still, Kim looks pretty good in the magazine's photo spread. We can give her that much.

Ocean Drive Cover

Check out a few excerpts from Kardashian's interview, and a few more photos of her from the shoot, below:

On her entrepreneurial side: My dad was a great attorney and businessman. He instilled a strong work ethic in all of us. If we wanted our allowance, we had to work. For Christmas presents, he’d give us gift certificates for a “one-hour conversation about life with Dad.”

On her fashion background: I think back to the ’80s, when my mom had an enormous closet and Kourtney and I were about nine and 10. We used to always drape ourselves in her jewels and furs.

On Reggie Bush: He only cares about football, and really couldn’t care less about the Hollywood life. It’s not a struggle, because we balance each other out. In his house, it’s only SportsCenter, and in my house, it’s only E!.

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poor poor Reggie. I wish these two would hurry up and move in together so he can finally see what a stupid self centered flake she is! I'm soooo over her. She reminds me of Jon & Kate..train wreck

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Who cares how shes famous... just look at how many people are in love with her...I teach middle school, you should see the way all the girls try to look like her, dress like her, do their makeup and hair like her...
Shes a celebrity now, whether you like it or not.. shes the "it" girl!

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SLAGGGGG I LIKED HER BETTER CURVY

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At this point it really doesn't matter how she acquired her fame. Jackie O was looked up to by millions yet all she did was marry a President. How you get your fame matters not when you look good.

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please join my facebook group! search: STOP WATCHING THE KARDASHIANS

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]