Based solely on the latest issue of Ocean Drive, you'd think Kim Kardashian was a hard-working entrepreneur that built herself up from nothing and actually contributes something to society aside from large breasts.
Isn't that hilarious?
The random publication features Kim on its cover and refers to her a "multimedia juggernaut," a "fitness sensation," and a "shoe guru."
Those descriptions differ slightly from THG's take on Kim as a "fame-obsessed model that is only well-known because she let a dude named Ray J have intercourse with her on camera and will shill for anything for a buck."
Still, Kim looks pretty good in the magazine's photo spread. We can give her that much.
Check out a few excerpts from Kardashian's interview, and a few more photos of her from the shoot, below:
On her entrepreneurial side: My dad was a great attorney and businessman. He instilled a strong work ethic in all of us. If we wanted our allowance, we had to work. For Christmas presents, he’d give us gift certificates for a “one-hour conversation about life with Dad.”
On her fashion background: I think back to the ’80s, when my mom had an enormous closet and Kourtney and I were about nine and 10. We used to always drape ourselves in her jewels and furs.
On Reggie Bush: He only cares about football, and really couldn’t care less about the Hollywood life. It’s not a struggle, because we balance each other out. In his house, it’s only SportsCenter, and in my house, it’s only E!.