The children of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are just like Rush Limbaugh.
No, they aren't overweight, over-exposed, racist and full of crap. Instead, they are doing okay.
The Pitkin County Department of Social Services interviewed Mueller, the kids, many nannies and others and determined that the offspring of this troubled couple has not been negatively affected by their dangerous antics. Thank goodness.
As for the cops: Aspen police completed their investigation into the happenings early Christmas morning and have officially passed the case on to the Pitkin County District Attorney's Office.
"There is no new information to release at this time," said Aspen Police Department spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro. "The case is in judicial proceeding, so any new information will either come from the district attorney's office or the Pitkin County courts."
Sheen is scheduled to be in court on February 8 to face charges.