MTV's Jersey Shore returned with an all-new, festive, New Year's Eve episode last night, and lucky for you, The Hollywood Gossip has its weekly rundown.

Below, we break down the drama in Seaside Heights, N.J., on last night's episode five, "Just Another Day at the Shore," awarding and deducting points.

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Happy New Year from The Hollywood Gossip. We hope that as the calendar flips over to 2010, you find your spirit renewed. Or at least that you slept in.

Did you make any New Year's resolutions this year? Ones you plan on keeping for more than a week? If so, we wish you the best of luck with those.

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Elin Nordegren, the scorned wife of the world's #1 golfer and adulterer Tiger Woods, turns 30 years old on this first of January. Happy birthday, Elin!

If Tiger has any brains, he'll order up a Kobe special for his girl to get the year started off right. He doesn't want her coming at him wielding a 9-iron.

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