Saturday Night Live ridiculed New York State Governor David Paterson once again last night, with SNL cast member Fred Armisen doing the hilarious honors.

As has been the theme in skewerings past, Paterson was depicted as having a difficult time finding the news desk and speaking erratically, to say the least.

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We hope Tila Tequila is taking a 30-second break from Tweeting and actually reading THG right now. Listen up, crazy girl:

Nicky Hilton did not kill Casey Johnson's dogs. They are alive and well, as sources tell TMZ Elvis and Zoe were "taken to a veterinarian in Los Angeles for full checkups and were then released to the [Johnson] family."

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