Lindsay Lohan Promises "Mayhem" in '10

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Looks like troubled train wreck Lindsay Lohan wasn't resolving to put an end to her wild ways as she welcomed the arrival of 2010 on the posh island of St. Bart's.

In a New Year's tweet, Lohan wished her fans a "blessed new year," and said "Everyone get ready for more (but positive) LOHAN MAYHEM!!!" in the coming year.

We don't even want to know what that means.

In 2009, Linds battled estranged dad Michael, broke up with Samantha Ronson, became a complete fashion disaster, hooked up with lots of dudes and cried a lot.

If this year is anything like that, watch out!

Lohan Mayhem

MORE OF THE SAME: It's just a hunch, but somehow we imagine 2010 version of Lindsay Lohan will be a lot like the 2009 model. A very skinny, unhealthy model.

In a slightly quieter mood Saturday, the so-called actress and designer resolved "to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down."

Well then. That clears that up.

She continues: "2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!? :)"

Very well said, Lindsay. We couldn't agree more. But remember that old "habbits" (such as forgetting to put on pants or eat for weeks at a time) die hard.


Somehow, seeing recent pictures of Lindsay Lohan really boosts my self esteem. Whenever I feel bad about myself, I do an internet search for Lindsay Lohan to take a look at her rapidly deteriorating 23-year-old body and instantly, I feel better. I love that awful necklace she's wearing with that bikini, and the cigarette, she's starting to get that *look* that those, old, rich and idle heiresses have. Too tan, on the verge of emaciation, bad skin. She's reminding me of the bejeweled-skeleton that sits on top of the treasure chest in the "Pirates of the Caribean" ride at Disneyland.


But Lindsay.... What if we don't want more mayham in 2010? Can't you just go away??


Just another fading mini-star trying to remain famous long after they cease to be relevant.


Lindsey is hot and she knows it. She's out to please the public eye and that's "Balls"! I love the way she puts her middle finger in the face of society and says "I'm doing it my way". Props to ya honey, shatter the mold of Hollywood and live it up.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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