Unlike the Oprah Winfrey autobiography we wrote about earlier today, the following book is actually going forward. To the chagrin of numerous trees that will be killed in its name.
In response to her ex-husband's recent memoir, which labeled her an “abusive alcoholic,” Linda Hogan is preparing a tell-all of her own.
It will focus on her turbulent relationship with Hulk Hogan; her son's 2007 car accident; and "how much better life is now that she is no longer married," her attorney, Ray Rafool, said.
Rafool also labeled the upcoming book as "uplifting," which we can only assume is a reference to where her skirt ends up every night in bed with 19-year old Charlie Hill.
“She will include all the trials she endured during the marriage, Nick’s accident and the things she has accomplished,” Rafool told Fox News. “Linda wants people to know her – she understands what it is like to get a divorce, to be a mother with grown children and establish a career and move forward.”
That career? Bitter ex-reality star.
Rafool adds that Hulk Hogan probably won't like the book. If it includes more references to her daughter's boob job and banging habits, Brooke Hogan might not be a fan of it, either.