Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip

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Yes, this is actually a real story. Yes, this is a slow news day.

A source tells Us that Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting for her denim line in late January when she decided to lighten the mood by breaking wind.

According to this well-placed insider, "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart.

"Her mother [Tina] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

We're shocked by this. Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting?


Lay off the spicy food, Jessica. [Photo:]

Amazing that this is really all that Jessica Simpson now makes news for: cutting ass in meetings, getting dumped for being too needy and posting Twitter pics like this.

Remember when she had an actual career? Yeah, neither do we.


OMG. LOL. And other acronyms to accompany vibrating-anus-in-business-meeting stories. Full blown investigative report in full here:


when it comes you have to let it out so what


She's so real and light hearted, she doesn't even bother with excusing heself to crap in a bathroom. She just squatted in the middle of meeting room, started grunting really loud, and her face got all red while she took a dump right in front of all the business men. Good for Jess if she prefers defecating in public to traditional sex. Guess those rumors about her and John Mayer were true.


this is awesome think shes so light hearted and shes all real love it. Here's to the big boobies girls!

Avatar cant say she is fake...all real real, she doesn't even pretend....and is proud of, good for her...some people prefer oral sex simulations and seaty underwear, think that is all classy and stuff...really no difference. Diff strokes people;-)


From the looks and smell of her, scooter63, she'd be all yours for the price of a half dozen bean burritos.


That's my kinda women. Jessica... will you marry me.


Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson