Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip
Yes, this is actually a real story. Yes, this is a slow news day.
A source tells Us that Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting for her denim line in late January when she decided to lighten the mood by breaking wind.
According to this well-placed insider, "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart.
"Her mother [Tina] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."
We're shocked by this. Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting?
Lay off the spicy food, Jessica. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Amazing that this is really all that Jessica Simpson now makes news for: cutting ass in meetings, getting dumped for being too needy and posting Twitter pics like this.
Remember when she had an actual career? Yeah, neither do we.
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February 8th, 2010 10:19 AM
OMG. LOL. And other acronyms to accompany vibrating-anus-in-business-meeting stories.
Full blown investigative report in full here:
http://hilaryfortnum.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=278&Itemid=2
January 31st, 2010 3:10 AM
when it comes you have to let it out so what
January 30th, 2010 11:10 AM
She's so real and light hearted, she doesn't even bother with excusing heself to crap in a bathroom. She just squatted in the middle of meeting room, started grunting really loud, and her face got all red while she took a dump right in front of all the business men. Good for Jess if she prefers defecating in public to traditional sex. Guess those rumors about her and John Mayer were true.
January 29th, 2010 10:30 PM
this is awesome think shes so light hearted and shes all real love it. Here's to the big boobies girls!
Rank: D-Lister
January 29th, 2010 9:46 AM
well....you cant say she is fake...all real there...so real, she doesn't even pretend....and is proud of it...so, good for her...some people prefer oral sex simulations and seaty underwear, think that is all classy and stuff...really no difference. Diff strokes people;-)
January 29th, 2010 9:14 AM
From the looks and smell of her, scooter63, she'd be all yours for the price of a half dozen bean burritos.
January 29th, 2010 8:37 AM
That's my kinda women. Jessica... will you marry me.