We've already seen Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley 97 percent nude, given the "clothing" she wears to clubs on a nightly basis. J-WOWW? More like J-Eh.
Playboy's apparently interested in that other three percent, however.
"I got a really good offer from Playboy," J-WOWW told Us Weekly before the show's finale and reunion last week. "But I'm going to hold off and see."
Here's J-WOWW in all her glory. Would you ... you know?
Would you want to see Jenni Farley, a.k.a. J-WOWW, in Playboy? She looks kinda rough, and what haven't we seen on Jersey Shore thus far? Just asking.
A JWOWW nude shoot may seem silly, but at least there's a rationale behind it. She's trashy, and likes getting naked anyway. Her fashion line, though? Baffling.
She's not the only member of the Jersey Shore cast considering an offer to bare all, either. DJ Pauly D may go all Levi Johnston on us and get naked for Playgirl.
"I'm just trying to get my head straight right now!" he said, but after co-star Snooki said she’d want to see that, he added, "If she buys it, I'm gonna do it!"
One Jersey Shore star has prior experience in the field: The Situation (a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino) is a former stripper. Would he consider a return to that profession?
Not likely, but either way, "We're taking over the reality world. We're reality kings right here!" he says. Sadly, given the show's ratings, he's technically correct.
As for J-WOWW, tell us: Would you hit it?