Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Back Together (Tabloids Unanimously Declare)!

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Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.

Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!

According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!

Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.

And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!

The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...

Jen and Brad Back On!

TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.

The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.

But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:

  • Jen Split 'Em Up
  • I'll Take You Back!

BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."

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sw come down from the ledge, it will be okay....lmao!!

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yea right teddy my sources say your full of shit!!!

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Sorry Jen and all the pathetics that take great glee in seeing a marriage dissolve with 6 kids involved. They met with lawyers because they're planning on getting married quietly very soon. They're trying to throw everyone off and its working! Believe me, i have my sources too, lol....

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Well, now we know how these three get the majority of their earnings...

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Yeahh this is all lies man, Jennifer Aniston isnt desperate emough to run after someone with wife and kids shes just not like that, and another reason i know this is false is because in other magazines it acually says that Brad and Angie broke up because she cheated on him people just like to bring up Jen's name just for the sack of fame.

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so, it's obligatory for that kind of magazine the yellow letters and the bulleted text?

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oh please. they are not together. jen wouldn't take him back, she had him while he was good-looking, i doubt she'd want him back. and if they're together, then why aren't there any recent pictures of the two of them? that's so dumb! they never even saw each other at the telethon. this is pure stupidity. brad isn't gonna leave angelina, they have too many kids. i think people are confusing jen for the home-wreck jolie, people forget that there are decent women who don't go after married men or men with families, like jen

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