It's hard not to pity AnnaLynne McCord.
The 90210 star has apparently grown so lonely that she's turned to an unusual place for love, affection and second base action: her dress.
Spotted at a Golden Globes after-party last night, the actress appears to have a pair of white-gloved hands cupping her breasts. Upon closer inspection, however, these are actually part of her outfit.
It's a wonder McCord isn't squealing in pain in the picture below. You gotta figure those pseudo mittens are hanging on to her skin and bones (and nipples) for dear life...
Sirens ablaze, the fashion police have out out an all-points bulletin on AnnaLynne McCord.