Tila Tequila: Possibly Engaged to Casey Johnson, Definitely a Nut Job
Over the past couple months, Tila Tequila has claimed Shawne Merriman abused her; ranted naked on video; and accused Rihanna of spreading Herpes.
But just when we thought the troubled bisexual couldn't get any loopier, she announced on USTREAM last night that she's engaged to Casey Johnson.
"This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow... my girlfriend has asked me to marry her," Tila said, flashing a 17-carat ring and adding: "My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!"
Prior to possibly popping the question to Tequila, Casey Johnson was best known for allegedly lighting Courtenay Semel's hair on fire.
This announcement raises numerous questions, of course, not the least of which is whether or not Tila is under heavy medication.
One also can't help but wonder if the ridiculously huge ring (pictured above) is real, an accusation Tequila scoffs at, stating the rock is "not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She's a billionaire! She's the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon."
Ummm... honeymoons take place after the wedding, Tila. Actually, nevermind. That confusion is the least of your problems these days.
** UPDATE: Johnson was found dead on January 4. Our prayers go out to Tila and Johnson's family.
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October 15th, 2010 8:33 AM
Que feia ela esta com um olho verde e o outro natural...Burra.
January 7th, 2010 10:20 AM
TILA WAS LOOKIN 4 LOVE N SHE FOUND IT
HATERZ FALL BAK
TILAZ SEXI
January 5th, 2010 9:09 PM
The Johnson family must be asking each other..."what are these people talking about?" They ARE the manufacturers of squeeky clean. Sorry she is dead, but just another example of what not to do with the money. I think it is high time rich folks do not hand out any money to their kids until they can prove they are of sound mind and body.
January 5th, 2010 7:29 PM
Man that Johnson lady...she sure is scary looking. I mean Tequila is ugly too...but I would have nightmares about that Johnson chick. EEEEKKKK
January 5th, 2010 7:27 PM
well pete, apparently you care, since you took the time to read the page and respond to it
January 5th, 2010 6:42 PM
Who the hell cares about these idiots anyway. What a bunch of sad losers.
December 10th, 2009 8:34 AM
she has ONE green eye lmao!!!!!!
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December 9th, 2009 9:47 PM
- i dont even think anyone cares one way or the other... @for_real_tho: i agree COMPLETELY. shes not even a celeb, lmaOo.
December 9th, 2009 8:31 PM
This report is such crap, this site is all rumor and no fact, when we want to know if tila and casey are engaged we want fact not rumor.
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December 9th, 2009 3:08 PM
you report about her as though she is a celebrity...lol...this site gets worse everyday...