Tila Tequila: Possibly Engaged to Casey Johnson, Definitely a Nut Job

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Over the past couple months, Tila Tequila has claimed Shawne Merriman abused her; ranted naked on video; and accused Rihanna of spreading Herpes.

But just when we thought the troubled bisexual couldn't get any loopier, she announced on USTREAM last night that she's engaged to Casey Johnson.

"This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow... my girlfriend has asked me to marry her," Tila said, flashing a 17-carat ring and adding: "My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!"

Prior to possibly popping the question to Tequila, Casey Johnson was best known for allegedly lighting Courtenay Semel's hair on fire.

This announcement raises numerous questions, of course, not the least of which is whether or not Tila is under heavy medication.

One also can't help but wonder if the ridiculously huge ring (pictured above) is real, an accusation Tequila scoffs at, stating the rock is "not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She's a billionaire! She's the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon."

Ummm... honeymoons take place after the wedding, Tila. Actually, nevermind. That confusion is the least of your problems these days.

** UPDATE: Johnson was found dead on January 4. Our prayers go out to Tila and Johnson's family.

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Tila Tequila Biography

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Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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