Tiga gonna be back ta eatin da whadamelon whin deese hose ged trough wid em in da couwts ov law
Tiger Woods is so dang stupid! First of all, if you want your life to be so private, 'DON'T HAVE AFFAIRS WITH COCKTAIL WAITRESSES and if you do Tiger, GET A PHONE THAT IS NOT IN YOUR NAME and you must 'NEVER LEAVE A TRAIL OF EVIDENCE, TEXT MESSAGES, YOUR IDENTITY ON SOMEONES VOICE MAIL, DUUH!!!
THAT'S WHAT HIS AZZ GET HE SHOULD HAVE HAD SOME DARK MEAT LEAST WE KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT!!!!! OH WELL T.W YO BAD LMMFAOH
Da mediya neglec ta tell ya dat when Tiga take da hose name off hiz speed dial, he raplace it wid the numba for the Leroy's Chickin' 'n Biscuits Emporium. Dats wher he go ad two in da mownin' whin he crazh hiz cahw.
From an advertising viewpoint, what's happening to Tiger is almost like the beef spokesman having bypass surgery and having to watch his diet.
He's not a Tiger, he's a DOG!
Underlying factor: I don't think this was a mistake of Tiger's. I think he deliberatly played with publicity whores to get caught. Why get caught? It's being married..he doesn't want to be. Also I think he got sick of being considered the perfect husband, father, golfer or anything else. He wants to be what he thinks is more compatible with who he is, whatever that is..So that in itself makes it a personal matter..
I did not have sex with that woman...nor that other woman...not the one before her...nor....
I think "John Smith" is mad. When the news broke concerning Tiger Woods, I instantly jumped to the most obvious conclusion. Tiger did the dirty and, got caught by his club wielding missus. Now call me cynical if you want, but deep down we all knew why the missus went postal on his ass, I mean wouldn't you? If I could give Tiger some advice right now, it would be buy a second phone, you fool. Oh, one more thing before I go, "John Smith" is mad!
to "um" im pretty sure your not only reading this , but you googled it and then took time out to comment on it haha so umm glass houses should not throw stones!
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