Report: Tiger Woods Had Plastic Surgery After Elin Smashed His Face with Golf Club

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In perhaps the craziest piece of Tiger Woods gossip to date, a respected sportswriter is claiming that the world's #1 golfer underwent reconstructive surgery.

After having his face broken by a golf club-wielding wife.

Furman Bisher cites, on his personal blog, inside sources telling him Tiger suffered a broken cheekbone and almost had his two front teeth knocked out.

He writes that the injuries are the real reason Woods has gone AWOL since his fight with Elin Woods and subsequent car crash right after Thanksgiving.

Bisher says a trustworthy journalist colleague sent him this information on Tiger, which he posted online to "present the picture in its clearest form."

However, the whole thing smells a bit like a hoax to us.

FORE: Did Elin Woods smash Tiger's cheating face with a 9-iron?

Don't get us wrong, we would not be surprised at all if Elin teed off on Tiger's face after what he pulled. But this scenario would be hard to conceal.

No police reports suggested Tiger's injuries were severe. Had they been, his wife likely wouldn't have been let off the hook after their investigation.

Moreover, for Tiger freaking Woods to undergo surgery without anyone knowing, during a global media firestorm no less, seems dubious at best.

But who knows. Bisher is considered one of the top golf writers, and goes into great detail about the attack and "cover up" that followed Tiger's crash.

His account states that Elin Woods drilled her husband in the face with a 9-iron after confronting him over text messages from Rachel Uchitel."

"At one point Tiger turned away to look at the TV, and as he turned back, Elin hit him on the right side of the face with the head of a 9-iron," he writes.

"When she struck Tiger, she made a huge gash in the right side of his face next to his nose (causing his nose to bruise some), and virtually knocking two of his upper teeth out, and breaking the bone on the upper right side."

Uchitel She's a Skank

MISTRESS #1: Rachel Uchitel's affair with Tiger Woods may or may not have led to a face-breaking, but it definitely shattered the golfer's formerly pristine reputation.

"Tiger ran scared as hell out of the house (which is why he had on no shoes) with Elin swinging the golf club wildly throughout the hallway to the garage."

Wow.

The source claims the first doctor Woods saw knows a cosmetic dentist and plastic surgeon in Phoenix who could make Tiger look as if nothing happened.

The Friday after Tiger was released from the hospital, he didn't return home; he boarded a private plane for Phoenix, where he stayed until last Wednesday.

Lastly, the insider says reports of Tiger and Rachel still hitting it are bogus, and while Elin has retained a divorce attorney, she has not filed any papers.

Whether this is true remains to be seen, but it would help explain why:

  1. Tiger successfully vanished, doing so before the scandal broke.
  2. The police were unable to interview Tiger following the crash.
  3. Why he fled his own house in such a daze that he hit a tree.
  4. Why he announced he is taking an indefinite break from golf.

What do you think of this story? True or tabloid trash?

 

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Elin was attempting to right her dog man. Sometimes you have to use a driver to keep your man straight. Tiger's had hundreds of hos, enough was enough. A few dozen hos should have satisfied this bastard but it did not. He went ho crazy and she needed to learn him. I'm sure this beating heped him to understand what he was doing to his children. Bastard deserved much more. She should have used a driver.

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Looks like attempted murder. Hmmm.... Elin might find her azz in jail!!!! to funny:-)

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She should have put the five iron to his balls!

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Accurate in everyway this story. I had these details 3 days ago from a very trusted friend who knew his friend of a few doors down from Tiger. Now that is see it in print, it confirms it to the T. Included in the story is that they were accompanined by their agent, but she called the agent freaking saying "What have I done". Rest of story is exactly as I was told, not a word out of place. So yes it is true.

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Tiger is unmitigated scum. His wife should have cut his balls clean off and sent them to this ho. Women have to stand down these cheating bastard dogs. Bitches like this ho are gold diggers and should be strung up by their fake tits for wrecking families. Men are dogs but some dogs are worse than others.

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Elin and family my thoughts and prayers are with you! Tiger...do the right thing ! Elin I was approached at the 2003 Fed Ex Cup in 2003 I thought he was a jerk then and now! So sorry to tell you this however it was not my place!...you were actually standing behind me I thought and still think you are a beautiful women. I remember on one of the days you collapsed. I can't imagine how you and your family must be facing! Be strong your babies need you!!! yes as hurtful as it is they need their dad too! I've been in your shoes only without the publicity...not fun but you will survive I promise!

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This email must be completely true because I heard it from a friend of friend of mine who happened to have befriended a guy on a cruise boat to Miami whose aunt happened to be a Las Vegas party girl who frequented with various VIP's in Orland area, one of whom recently spent time in Sweden and read about Tiger's wife, that was written by one of the famous tabloids in the U.S. that reported that Tiger is now represented by Gloria Alred.

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A bit of a stretch perhaps, but what's not a stretch is that he definitely it that coming. Imagine if she found out about the OTHER 10 BITCHES beforehand, she might have brought out the 3-wood or even the driver.

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This story is complete garbage. Tiger's handlers put it out to draw up sympathy for the tramp. His wife is innocent of this nasty rumor. The guy who wrote the article is like 90.

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A few days after the "incident" there was a joke photograph circulating around the internet, I got it from a friend in UK. Tiger and Elin were standing and smiling, she holding a golf club and his face was all cut, teeth broken, and eye bruised. Obviously drawn on photo, obviously fake with teeth knocked out, cheek cut and sewn with big fake stitches. Cartoon look to it. I am assuming that this bit of gossip is just this joke cartoon come to life.

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