A court order from the High Court in London will bar British publications from publishing any nude photos and videos of Tiger Woods, reports say.
[ED. NOTE: Two weeks ago, could you have ever imagined a sentence less likely to be read on a celebrity gossip site? 'Ashlee Simpson wins Emmy'?]
This is what the life of the world's #1 golfer has come to, though. Leaked pictures of Tiger Woods nude and his lawyers trying to keep them under wraps.
The disgraced superstar's attorneys sent a letter to multiple UK papers and blogs, stating the court order better not be messed with. The letter reads:
"This Order is not to be taken as any admission that any such photographs exist, and in the event they do exist they may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and/or changed to create the false impression that they are nude photos of our client."
Those Tiger Woods text messages are legal to publish, at least.
So in conclusion, there may not be pictures of Tiger Woods nude ... but if there are, they may be fake ... or they may not be. That really narrows it down, lawyers.
The court order also covers possible videos. It blocks publication of "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant [Tiger] naked or naked parts of claimant's [Tiger's] body or of him involved in any sexual activity."
That would about cover it.
Lastly, the lawyer's letter says, "Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same."
Phew. That's good to know. Tiger Woods has standards. He may or may not pay for sex with prostitutes, but nude pictures being taken? The horror.