Mike Sorrentino is known as The Situation on Jersey Shore.
He is also known as the guy who refers to himself in the third person (by his nickname no less) and walks around with no shirt pretty much constantly.
Well, before The Situation became a Jersey Shore cast member, the dude was used to situations in which he wore no shirt ... or pants for that matter.
We're saying he was a stripper.
Mike Sorrentino (left) entertains at a bachelorette party.
According to TMZ, which unearthed classic pics of The Sitch, he was a member of the "All American Male" exotic dancer crew back before MTV stardom.
Mike Sorrentino worked for the group, which gyrates from New York to New Jersey, back in 2004. He now manages a gym on Staten Island (of course).
Rumor has it The Situation gives a "great lap dance." Maybe he could use that as a selling point to woo Sammi away from the juicehead guido Ronnie.