Some say a picture is worth a thousand words. Tiger will be paying more than 100 times that much when Elin gets through with him.
Elin: "Wait till we get home and I get the clubs out"
Baby I just tap that but I make love to you
E: Yes Honey, you do need a mint.
T: GET FIRED UP!
E: For what?
T: GUYS NIGHT OUT IN VEGAS!
T: Oops, was that out loud?
Elin: I'd say your a little of your game honey! But trust me, I'm not. Have your attorney call mine. Tiger: You....
"If you won't let me hit your backdoor, what do you expect!! These whores are screened regularly. Be glad I didn't use the digits Glambert slipped me!!"
I SAID to go back in the kitchen, cook my dinner and watch the kids !!
Close your mouth hunny, yes your heard me right Im literally taking everything!
Elin: I'm going to kill you you ass!
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