"I DID NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL INTERCOSE WITH THAT WOMEN"
Get inside the car!
Tiger, you, you, you were trying to go out to meet her.
Elin, you are wrong. I told you I wanted to be the first in line on Black Friday, I just forgot my shoes.
Tigggger, you son of a b..tch!!!
Elin, they are lying!!!
"Elin, I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" OH.... ya wouldn't happen to have a cigar would ya ?
E: You're a** is grass and I'm the golf club
T: Fine! I'll just let Rachel be my nurse
E: I am NOT putting that thing in my mouth anymore Tiger...it hurts when i do it...
T: You used to get down on it -- Marriage has made you into a prude! Slob my knob -- or i line up all kinds of freaks!
Once more and I'll chip off your putter!
E: Thats right you heard me it more like a 3 wood than a 9 iron, I was just pumping your ego up.
T: Does my breath smell fishy or do I still have any of their pubes in my front teeth?
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