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"I DID NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL INTERCOSE WITH THAT WOMEN"

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Get inside the car!

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Tiger, you, you, you were trying to go out to meet her.

Elin, you are wrong. I told you I wanted to be the first in line on Black Friday, I just forgot my shoes.

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Tigggger, you son of a b..tch!!!

Elin, they are lying!!!

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"Elin, I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" OH.... ya wouldn't happen to have a cigar would ya ?

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E: You're a** is grass and I'm the golf club
T: Fine! I'll just let Rachel be my nurse

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E: I am NOT putting that thing in my mouth anymore Tiger...it hurts when i do it...

T: You used to get down on it -- Marriage has made you into a prude! Slob my knob -- or i line up all kinds of freaks!

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Once more and I'll chip off your putter!

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E: Thats right you heard me it more like a 3 wood than a 9 iron, I was just pumping your ego up.

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T: Does my breath smell fishy or do I still have any of their pubes in my front teeth?



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