Damn you, Taylor Lautner.
It's not enough for this young actor to possess charisma, charm and a six-pack on which one could slice a finger; he has to be really funny, as well!
The Twilight Saga star hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and opened the show with a monologue that defended the honor of rumored girlfriend Taylor Swift.
Lautner re-renacted her incident at the Video Music Awards with Kanye West, showing off some incredible martial arts moves and taking the fight to Kanye. He also hinted at a relationship with an unusual looking Reba McEntire.
Watch the hilarity after the jump.