Has Jessica Simpson traded down once again?
According to recent reports, Smashing Pumpkins (remember them from the 1990s?) frontman Billy Corgan has been smashing it ... with Jessica Simpson!
Terrible segues and sexual innuendo aside, this is a real rumor. E! says the alleged singer is smitten with the awful singer. That guy's voice is so dreadful.
Anyway, it's a lot more than just lust, they say. What reportedly started off as a mere crush on the alt-rocker has turned into something much deeper!
Hope the rest of the Pumpkins have their tuxes dry cleaned ...
Are Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan smashing hitting it?
"She has fallen hard and is smitten," a source says of Jessica Simpson, adding that both she and 42-year-old Billy consider themselves "officially dating."
Reps for both have yet to comment, but another source close to Jess says her inner circle is not exactly thrilled when it comes to this rumored hookup.
"He's just another in an endless string of Jessica's boyfriends," says the source. "They think he's too old for her. No one takes her boyfriends seriously."
"She has had so many by now. They're sick of all of them being 'the one.'"
This quote is from someone who is friends with Jessica Simpson, too.
Sounds like even those close to her are sick of her 24/7/365 pity parties. No wonder Tony Romo flew the coop before Joe pressured him into marriage.