Report: Tiger Woods Had Sex with Rachel Uchitel on Ambien, Dreamed of Derek Jeter Threesome

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The Tiger Woods scandal keeps leading to more shocking reports, such as this new one about Tiger's kinky sex life with - and dreams about - Rachel Uchitel.

Uchitel was the first woman named as a Tiger Woods mistress (he also saw Jaimee Grubbs nude 20 times and was linked to Kalika Moquin) late last week.

Rachel told pals she did drugs with the golf star before sex. Specifically, Uchitel told her friends that she and Tiger liked to get their freak on while taking Ambien.

"You have crazier sex on Ambien - you get that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex,'" a pal quoted her as saying regarding the insomnia medication.

Some people claim it enhances sexual experiences immediately after ingesting it, and apparently, Uchitel told friends that "Tiger Woods loves Ambien sex!"

Those "friends" then blabbed to the press. Trustworthy folk.

Rachel Uchitel needs some new friends. Good luck with that.

One of the reasons why Tiger loves the pills? The erotic dreams. According to a friend of Rachel Uchitel, Tiger dreamed of his mistress ... in a menage a trois!

The other two participants: Yankees star Derek Jeter and Bones actor David Boreanaz.

Uchitel reportedly boned Boreanaz, who is married, and was linked to Jeter in the past. She got a sexy email from Woods in which he referenced the flings.

Woods' email said, according to Rachel's so-called friend (via Us Weekly): "I had a dream that we were married and I was leading the tournament."

Then, "I came home, excited to see you, and there you were getting f--ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Part of me thinks you would like that."

Naturally, this imagery took its toll on Tiger: "Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is wide awake ... need an Ambien."

Tiger Woods was apparently into kinky stuff. Stuff that has nothing to do with this random picture of him with a razor. Well, probably. Who knows with him!

So this is what Tiger Woods' life has come to. A week ago, he was probably the world's most recognizable, successful athlete, and had a stellar reputation.

Now magazines and celebrity gossip sites are talking about crazy Ambien sex and dreams he allegedly had about David Boreanaz nailing his mistress.

Just making sure everyone's clear on this.

If Nike ever cuts ties with Tiger, maybe he can secure an endorsement deal with Ambien. Think of the pitch he could give after his many experiences:

Hi. I'm Tiger Woods, winner of 14 major golf titles. Rest and relaxation are crucial to my success. When I need to get a good night's sleep, or have crazy sex with my mistress, or have lucid dreams about said mistress getting tag-teamed by a World Series champion and a fairly well-known actor, there's only one drug I turn to...

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Come on! What is the old saying, "Why go out for hamburger when you have steak at home?" Guess he just wanted a different flavor of the month. But we don't live with Elin and Tiger to know what kinda life they are living. You would think that he knew what he was getting into with the wifey BEFORE he married her. What a jerk! Renegotiate the pre-nup all ya want, then leave his nasty ass after you've been tested for all the usual STD's. I bet neither one of them is without "sin". Without Tiger's Dad alive to keep him on the straight and narrow, he's just getting his freak on a lttle later in life than most celebs! Just another sports star who's star fell from grace. So what, it's like a bus, another one will come along any minute!

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It's interesting how the news media got upset over Tiger trying to keep his private life "PRIVATE" about the car crash. Then they go on an ALL OUT search to dig up something. You all need to get a better life. As for LV's comment on moral fiber...get a life and stop judging people. No one is perfect and you guys placed Woods on this pedastool of perfection. He's a fricken human being not some fantasy perfect person. I don't think any of these people go into marriages with celebrities blindfolded hoping for the best. They know groupies are lurking every where. I don't condone infidelity, I just don't go on a witch hunt when it happens. We don't give a SH!*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rachael and the two other women are UGLY!!!

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I DONT CARE IF HE HAD SEX WITH HER ON TOP OF A FRICKEN TREE....MOVE ON...SO WHAT, HE CHEATED!
He's not the first guy to do it, he just got caught!
If you don't like Tiger, don't buy the products he endorses, ain't nothing else you can do to the guy. I could care less about the dude!

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Although I have the utmost respect for Tiger Woods' ability as a golfer, I am certainly not impressed with his antics in other women's bedrooms or wherever. If Tiger knew what he was like, ie. couldn't control his sexual urges, they why didn't he stay singal. Now he has dragged his wife and two young children into his murky behaviour. Way to go Tiger!!! Thought you had more moral fibre than that.

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i think the ambien pitch is the funniest thing have heard all year!

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Brilliant!! i love the ambien pitch i really hope he goes for it one day!!!